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Lemon

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IMO the boy needs Calcium, lots of Calcium.

In his place I would be taking 1000mg supplemental through the early half of the day, tapering of and replacing with magnesium the second half the day. Watching for slowing of bowel movements.

Also I would be taking Kelp, specifically here for Silica which is needed for bone and connective tissue health (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2658806/ ).

Calcium sources are plentiful, my choice would be Now foods Coral Calcium powder, mixed with some Molasses.

Kelp - Algazim, from clean waters in Norway, government controlled http://www.goodlivingwarehouse.com/...uring-algazim-kelp-420mg-daily-manufacturing/

Silica - This is the formula of Professor Le Ribauld http://www.orgono.eu/en/online-shop/25-orgono-recovery-supplement-1000-ml-8437006679411.html

Usually I wouldn't consider Silica due to cost, but think Coco can take the hit.

This is what I would be doing, that's all. Get well Coco.
 
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onthetwo

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IMO the boy needs Calcium, lots of Calcium.

In his place I would be taking 1000mg supplemental through the early half of the day, tapering of and replacing with magnesium the second half the day. Watching for slowing of bowel movements.

Also I would be taking a lot of Kelp, specifically here for Silica which is needed for bone and connective tissue health (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2658806/ ).

Calcium sources are plentiful, my choice would be Now foods Coral Calcium, mixed with some Molasses.

Kelp - Algazim, from clean waters in Norway, government controlled http://www.goodlivingwarehouse.com/...uring-algazim-kelp-420mg-daily-manufacturing/

Silica - This is the formula of Proessor Le Ribault http://www.orgono.eu/en/online-shop/39-silicium-g5-original-8437006679015.html

This is what I would be doing, that's all. Get well Coco.
you think they have Dairylea in Argentina?
 

widmerpool

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well, some dude on the Spurs show was hinting about his sexuality playing some part in all of this so at this point its starting to sound somewhat plausible to me at least.

This has always been a weird thread, but conflating sexuality and gender is rather worse than insisting that Lamela needs to guzzle chalk, treacle and seaweed. And that's bad enough.
 

kaz Hirai

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well, some dude on the Spurs show was hinting about his sexuality playing some part in all of this so at this point its starting to sound somewhat plausible to me at least.

Huh? Were These the same brilliant detectives that swore JJ was gay back in the day even though now he's married to a model with a giant rack and has a daughter?
 

JUSTINSIGNAL

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well, some dude on the Spurs show was hinting about his sexuality playing some part in all of this so at this point its starting to sound somewhat plausible to me at least.

Well is 'some dude on the Spurs show' said it, it must be true then.

FFS
 

Kiedis

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So we can now add gay to the sideeffects of his injury. The same actually happened to me when I stubbed my toe recently. I stood on the floor weeping, while also craving smack and some sweet, sweet penis.

Luckily, it all blew over after about 30 seconds.
 

kaz Hirai

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Homesick for Roma FC
Mentally ill /depression
Drugs
Gay


Any other conspiracy theories form our fans? I heard from someone that the real Erik lamela left earth back in October to return to his home world.

This thing that posts on Instagram every week is actually just a CGI construct crafted by Tottenham PR
 

SEANSPURS1975

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Whilst being out injured Lamela has suddenly turned into this mythical world beater. Lol.
Playing our strongest team (3-4-2-1), Lamela would not get in.
Would be a good squad player, but would sell and spend £30m+ on a game changing attacking player.
Who? That's another debate.
Fact is he's been nothing special in a Tottenham shirt, I wouldn't say a flop, but overall he's been a disappointment.
This Lamela debate has been done to death, some fans rate him, some fans don't.
 

SlotBadger

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So we can now add gay to the sideeffects of his injury. The same actually happened to me when I stubbed my toe recently. I stood on the floor weeping, while also craving smack and some sweet, sweet penis.

Luckily, it all blew over after about 30 seconds.
Blew over what? :sneaky:
 

Lemon

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Whilst being out injured Lamela has suddenly turned into this mythical world beater. Lol.
Playing our strongest team (3-4-2-1), Lamela would not get in.
Would be a good squad player, but would sell and spend £30m+ on a game changing attacking player.
Who? That's another debate.
Fact is he's been nothing special in a Tottenham shirt, I wouldn't say a flop, but overall he's been a disappointment.
This Lamela debate has been done to death, some fans rate him, some fans don't.

Or, most folks appreciate his game and see how we are much more prone to poor performance without him.

My opinion is you have deep set cognitive dissonance towards Coco, that you decided early he was shit and can't accept you were wrong.
 

stevenurse

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Crikey. Couple of injuries and he's a gay, cripple, smackhead, dog nonce who should be taking all kinds of wacky supplements.

Go figure
 

TommyGee

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Whilst being out injured Lamela has suddenly turned into this mythical world beater. Lol.
Playing our strongest team (3-4-2-1), Lamela would not get in.
Would be a good squad player, but would sell and spend £30m+ on a game changing attacking player.
Who? That's another debate.
Fact is he's been nothing special in a Tottenham shirt, I wouldn't say a flop, but overall he's been a disappointment.
This Lamela debate has been done to death, some fans rate him, some fans don't.

Yep, but here you are digging it up.. again.

FFS :facepalm::banghead:
 

hughy

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I heard he's been stealing supplies from MoPo's office. Nothing major, just the odd row of staples and yellow highlighters.
 
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