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Not the Spurs Shop

E.L.Strict

Cerebral Houdini
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Jun 27, 2004
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Not the Spurs Shop - by E.L.Strict​

Where did this dark cloud come from? The way some of our fans are talking you would think that we had just sold one of the best strike partnerships in Europe and failed to replace it adequately.

Huh?

Oh right, yeah. Well anyway, there is still plenty to be cheerful about, as the transfer window round up on the official site makes more than clear. Plus, we didn’t sign Heskey. Maybe we all just need to lighten up a bit, so with that in mind, let’s take a look at what isn’t being sold in the Spurs Shop this week.

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If only our Gareth really did own this item he might not spend half of his time on the pitch fixing his hair! It’s not really much of a problem whilst he remains a darling of The Lane, but should his form start to drop then this could quickly become about as endearing as Ian Walker’s “Oops, I’ve conceded again” giggle.


If demand drives supply then unfortunately the presence of a market for this particular DVD is undeniable:

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Now Jenas haters need never run out of ammo again. Who needs logical thought and reasoned conclusions when you have, at your fingertips, all of Jermaine’s mistakes entirely out of context!? Scapegoating has never been this easy!


And finally:

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Farewell Dimi, you never really looked like you wanted to be here at all. Thanks for making Keane look like a £20 million player though, we owe you for that. Although I guess we can just call it even.

Until next time.
 

wooderz

James and SC Striker
May 18, 2006
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And finally:

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Farewell Dimi, you never really looked like you wanted to be here at all. Thanks for making Keane look like a £20 million player though, we owe you for that. Although I guess we can just call it even.

Until next time.

Little bit over-priced?
 

ziggy

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Dec 23, 2003
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You forgot to add:

This item to be temporarily replaced with the Fraizer Campbell action figure, hurry though only available this season :roll:
 

Bonjour

Señor Member
Dec 1, 2003
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Thank heavens the transfer window is over.

We can now move on to more worthwhile articles, such as this. :up:
 

mil1lion

This is the place to be
May 7, 2004
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I believe there was also a 'Michael Dawsons last great match' on Betamax.
 

Sanj

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Jun 22, 2003
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Dimitar Berbatov ACTION figure?
Action? Has this been run past trading standards yet?

Only kidding Dimi - I still love your work....
 

Stu

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Aug 6, 2003
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Very good but shouldn't the prices be a bit more realistic? I'd say the Bale sweatband would be a least a tenner in the spurs shop, maybe even £12.99
 

Ryana

Fangirl, making sandwich...
Dec 26, 2006
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Absolute class! Can we hope for a weekly update???
 
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