Lets Laugh At Leeds Thread

[freeeki]

Just spotted this on Twitter, laughed so hard that a little bit of wee came out, composed myself and decided I just had to share it with you.

Neil Balmforth™‏@NeilBalmforth #LUFC not a rumour or anything, but if we could get Carlton Cole, I'd be as happy as a pig in shit. #JustSaying

https://twitter.com/NeilBalmforth/status/351670048563273728

 

[JerryGarcia]

I'd laugh if they got promoted and then 'Did a Leeds'

 

[Flynn]

My family are all Leeds fans, despite pressure as a child I couldn't bring myself to do it.

My brother used to be a season ticket holder, I took in a few games with him during their CL campaigns (Leeds 3 - 0 Deportivo) being one that springs to mind, I've got the program signed by Norman Hunter (dirty bastard)

I remember how they used to rib me about how great they were when they were before it become apparent they'd mortgaged themselves and how bitter they got about Keane, Robbo and Lennon when Levy raped them at the firesale.

 

[Spurger King]

I despise Leeds. I hate them almost as much as Chelski, and marginally more than Cardiff. I think it's because when I was about 10 there was a kid I really hated, called Lee. Looked like Piggy from Lord of the Flies. I imagined Leeds United to be a team of Lee's like him.

Of course once I understood more about football I realised that there were even more reasons to dislike them. Hopefully one day I'll see them go into administration.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Oh how the mighty have fallen

 

[Misfit]

I just hope they stay fallen. Oh to see Chelsea join them one day.

 

[beats1]

I don't get it, Cole is probably a decent championship player tbh

 

[3Dnata]

Who wouldn't be happy if they got Carlton Cole? All of us obviously but apart from that, happy as a pig in shit as the man says.

 

[hugrr]

 

[Kingstheman]

I look at that picture and in my mind I hear various words that rhyme with 'shizzle'.

 

[worcestersauce]

judging by all the other lets laugh at threads I predict Leeds will now go on an unbeaten run get promoted and bump us out of the CL places next season.

 

[beats1]

judging by all the other lets laugh at threads I predict Leeds will now go on an unbeaten run get promoted and bump us out of the CL places next season.

I dont know whether to rate it funny or winner it should be both!

 

[Kingstheman]

judging by all the other lets laugh at threads I predict Leeds will now go on an unbeaten run get promoted and bump us out of the CL places next season.

Surprised they aren't already above us, already.


LOCK.

THE.

THREAD!

 

[riggi]

Wankers. Good fun last time we played them at home though.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

oh, Leeds...

1. 15:09:
   GOAL- Millwall 1-0 Leeds - Mark Beevers (8 mins)

 

[Syn_13]

2-0 now. Good.

I've got to support Millwall by default or else my Millwall supporting wife will brick me in the face. :dead:

 

[Marty]

Hockaday out after six games.

The first of many sackings this season I would imagine. My prediction's on four.

 

[Metalhead]

Hockaday out after six games.

The first of many sackings this season I would imagine. My prediction's on four.

I wouldn't be at all surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if they're all unknown names too.

 

[UncleBuck]

I think I read earlier that the latest basket case to come to English football had 35 managers in five years at his previous club.
Not being funny but why on earth did they appoint the manager of forest green? Surely they'd have been better appointing an ex player??

 

[FinnYid]

I wouldn't be at all surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if they're all unknown names too.

Reckon next one is from Italy