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SpunkyBackpack

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Dec 8, 2005
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Just fell down a rabbit hole reading about the company 'Rich Energy' who were sponsoring Haas F1 team despite nobody knowing who they are or ever seeing a can of Rich Energy drink. They stole their logo, lost in court and are now flipping out on twitter, something to do with F1 being 'too PC' (nothing to do with them about to be dropped for thieving their logo from a bicycle manufacturer).

They appear to be the Fyre Festival of soft drinks, a wanker CEO, shady accounts and money that seems to have come from flipping a Zimbabwean tobacco farm.

Imagine my surprise when a sizeable investor in the company is some guy called David Sullivan! I did check whether there were two David Sullivans who made their fortune peddling soft porn and went to prison for prostitution stuff but there isnt, just the one, the West Ham one.

My fave tweet of theirs is a promo shot at West Ham ladies where they had nobody looking at the CEO and everyone looking as awkward as possible, that was the BEST picture they took.




**edit**

Found a beautiful picture, nothing shady here and definitely not a weird pose or handshake. I like the man who chose to sit quietly in the corner behind a door rather than the big fuckoff chair in the middle of the room.

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buckley

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Confirmation if needed West Hams Diop said "spurs victory was their performance of the season" well if your Goal is to beat spurs and be happy its a sad state of affairs regards spammers just to give them a tip ; a cub must aim higher than beating one of there rivals In a one off game to claim a successful season . Sad club sad players sad fans in fact the champions of sadness.
 
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I like the man who chose to sit quietly in the corner behind a door rather than the big fuckoff chair in the middle of the room.

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That, I believe, is one of David Sullivan's mannequins. He has a number dotted around his house, including this one...

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'Why have you spent hundreds of pounds on a lifeless dummy who just stands in the same place and serves no purpose?' I asked him back in 2013.

'I don't want to talk about that', he said. 'Let's talk about West Ham'.

'OK' I said. 'Why have you spent £15m on a lifeless dummy who just stands in the same place and serves no purpose?' I replied.

'Andy Carroll will be one of the best purchases I'll ever make' he said.

And, sadly for him, that turned out to be true...
 

McFlash

In the corner, eating crayons.
Oct 19, 2005
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So now they're going round Europe desperately offering 40m for any decent striker?

We have a certain striker that needs offloading........levy time!
I could actually see him doing well at West Ham...going by their standards!
 

ClintEastwould

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Jul 3, 2012
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Is there any way of filtering comments based upon likes/funny ratings within a thread or maybe the forum? There have been some absolute gems in this thread throughout the past few years but i dont want to sift through each page you know?
 

allatsea

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Aug 31, 2012
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Just fell down a rabbit hole reading about the company 'Rich Energy' who were sponsoring Haas F1 team despite nobody knowing who they are or ever seeing a can of Rich Energy drink. They stole their logo, lost in court and are now flipping out on twitter, something to do with F1 being 'too PC' (nothing to do with them about to be dropped for thieving their logo from a bicycle manufacturer).

They appear to be the Fyre Festival of soft drinks, a wanker CEO, shady accounts and money that seems to have come from flipping a Zimbabwean tobacco farm.

Imagine my surprise when a sizeable investor in the company is some guy called David Sullivan! I did check whether there were two David Sullivans who made their fortune peddling soft porn and went to prison for prostitution stuff but there isnt, just the one, the West Ham one.

My fave tweet of theirs is a promo shot at West Ham ladies where they had nobody looking at the CEO and everyone looking as awkward as possible, that was the BEST picture they took.




**edit**

Found a beautiful picture, nothing shady here and definitely not a weird pose or handshake. I like the man who chose to sit quietly in the corner behind a door rather than the big fuckoff chair in the middle of the room.

vq4kkg.jpg

Perhaps it is me but doesn’t Sullivan look rather ill and aged in that picture ?
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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When you sign players like Payet and Arnautovic which was always going to end in tears you'd think they'd learn to stay away from players like Balotelli...
West Ham are that mate who's going out with a crazy bitch....one minute they're all loved up, next she's setting fire to his clothes in the front garden and keying his car.
You give up trying to offer him advice, because you know full well he'll be back together with her in a week.
 

hellava_tough

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Apr 21, 2005
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So now they're going round Europe desperately offering 40m for any decent striker?

We have a certain striker that needs offloading........levy time!

Didn't they do that when they signed an Italian lad a few seasons back?

Had told the press that they had loads of cash to spend and eventually got fleeced for that guy?
 

NinjaTuna

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Jul 9, 2017
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Didn't they do that when they signed an Italian lad a few seasons back?

Had told the press that they had loads of cash to spend and eventually got fleeced for that guy?
They told everyone they were looking for a £20 million striker, rather than a 20 goals a season striker. Then, yeah, everyone tried to fleece them after that
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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Seems like Gomes is not dead yet.
Didn't they do that when they signed an Italian lad a few seasons back?

Had told the press that they had loads of cash to spend and eventually got fleeced for that guy?

Zaza? Italy's once upon a time go to penalty specialist? :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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Just fell down a rabbit hole reading about the company 'Rich Energy' who were sponsoring Haas F1 team despite nobody knowing who they are or ever seeing a can of Rich Energy drink. They stole their logo, lost in court and are now flipping out on twitter, something to do with F1 being 'too PC' (nothing to do with them about to be dropped for thieving their logo from a bicycle manufacturer).

They appear to be the Fyre Festival of soft drinks, a wanker CEO, shady accounts and money that seems to have come from flipping a Zimbabwean tobacco farm.

Imagine my surprise when a sizeable investor in the company is some guy called David Sullivan! I did check whether there were two David Sullivans who made their fortune peddling soft porn and went to prison for prostitution stuff but there isnt, just the one, the West Ham one.

My fave tweet of theirs is a promo shot at West Ham ladies where they had nobody looking at the CEO and everyone looking as awkward as possible, that was the BEST picture they took.




**edit**

Found a beautiful picture, nothing shady here and definitely not a weird pose or handshake. I like the man who chose to sit quietly in the corner behind a door rather than the big fuckoff chair in the middle of the room.

vq4kkg.jpg


It's like a real-life "Wolf Cola" :LOL:
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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West Ham are that mate who's going out with a crazy bitch....one minute they're all loved up, next she's setting fire to his clothes in the front garden and keying his car.
You give up trying to offer him advice, because you know full well he'll be back together with her in a week.

They're a mate who keeps on sleeping with girls without strapping up and inevitably getting multiple STD's. In a way you have to admire his sheer stupidity and recklesness.
 
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