Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[riggi]

Still waiting for west ham mate's to message over this about who do we think we are for me to say "nobody", followed by we went down in history by beating you at the new stadium.
And yet we got top four again semi final of the LC and reached the final of the CL plus having a turnover of over 200m more than them, and yet again the hammers battle it out for mid table supremacy.

It’s all very simple when it comes to them. You basically just ask who’s season ticket would they rather have. End of conversation.

 

[shelfboy68]

It’s all very simple when it comes to them. You basically just ask who’s season ticket would they rather have. End of conversation.

Although the masses like the stadium because they have affordable football shit club but affordable.

 

[Mate]

Imagine your best player putting in a transfer request so that he can force a move to a Chinese club.

The gift that keeps on giving

 

[VegasII]

Arnie's not going back to WHAM. Do they have any strikers left?

 

[Col_M]

Arnie's not going back to WHAM. Do they have any strikers left?

Adebayor waiting in the wings to rescue their season.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Arnie's not going back to WHAM. Do they have any strikers left?

Nah, but they've put together a handy looking midfield now and probably have money to spend once this transfer is done thanks to their peppercorn stadium rent. Weird club.

 

[edson]

 

[Armstrong_11]

omg...

£23m

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...rko-Arnautovic-Chinese-Shanghai-SIPG-23m.html



can we bid 25M? not that I want him (thou he is a decent option on the bench), but it would be so funny to see him suddenly change his mind and want to stay in the primer league.

plus it will annoy the shit out of the west ham.

 

[Lilbaz]

omg...

£23m

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...rko-Arnautovic-Chinese-Shanghai-SIPG-23m.html



can we bid 25M? not that I want him (thou he is a decent option on the bench), but it would be so funny to see him suddenly change his mind and want to stay in the primer league.

plus it will annoy the shit out of the west ham.

Could have got £40m in jan. Also 20% of the £23m goes to stoke.

How do they keep making me laugh as much? I keep thinking, no that's it they are going to be serious now. Then they hit me with a bazinga and i'm rolling on the floor again. It is amazing.

 

[Danners9]

They just had to give him a new contract.. should have sent him packing then, or at least agreed the deal.

 

[barry]

Could have got £40m in jan. Also 20% of the £23m goes to stoke.

How do they keep making me laugh as much? I keep thinking, no that's it they are going to be serious now. Then they hit me with a bazinga and i'm rolling on the floor again. It is amazing.

Sadly it's only 20 percent of 3 million that goes to Stoke. I believe he was signed for 20m, give or take.

 

[Clark28]

Since they no longer have Carroll they're in need of a new thicc booty to back into players.

Janssen's time has come.

 

[mike_l]

Sadly it's only 20 percent of 3 million that goes to Stoke. I believe he was signed for 20m, give or take.

Depends on what the clause was, could have just been 20% of the fee, percentage of profit only really makes sense with younger players whose value may increase a lot.

 

[nailsy]

Could have got £40m in jan. Also 20% of the £23m goes to stoke.

How do they keep making me laugh as much? I keep thinking, no that's it they are going to be serious now. Then they hit me with a bazinga and i'm rolling on the floor again. It is amazing.

I think it's only 20% of the profit they make on him that goes to Stoke. But how can his price go down that much in six months? I know prices are inflated in January, but not that much!

 

[TheChosenOne]

Popped into KUMB, giving him pelters as expected but one wag seems to think Gomez and Rondon could be the answer.

 

[TheChosenOne]

I think it's only 20% of the profit they make on him that goes to Stoke. But how can his price go down that much in six months? I know prices are inflated in January, but not that much!

The fans are also moaning about the wages which have been wasted on him since then. Got to be another four or five mill at least. The Davids love spending their hard earned.

 

[nailsy]

Popped into KUMB, giving him pelters as expected but one wag seems to think Gomez and Rondon could be the answer.

Rondon would be a good signing and available for a decent fee due to his release clause. He'd be a good option for us as a Llorente replacement if he was happy to come in as Kanes back-up.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Rondon would be a good signing and available for a decent fee due to his release clause. He'd be a good option for us as a Llorente replacement if he was happy to come in as Kanes back-up.

With Rondon I look at him and think he has it all and he is a complete bustling hustling footballer but then sometimes I think something is not quite right. From the sublime to the ridiculous.

 

[Hakkz]

With Rondon I look at him and think he has it all and he is a complete bustling hustling footballer but then sometimes I think something is not quite right. From the sublime to the ridiculous.

Proper nuisance for defenders though.

 

['O Zio]

The fans are also moaning about the wages which have been wasted on him since then. Got to be another four or five mill at least. The Davids love spending their hard earned.

Yeah I reckon by the time you factor in his wages and agent fees and all that they've easily made a net loss on him when all's said and done.