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Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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I love how public he's made the weekly offer for Tevez. I can see Andy Carroll storming in to the office like a bull in. China shop demanding a huge pay rise with bonuses if he plays a full season
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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This says to me Bilic is having very little say in what strikers they are targeting. Absolutely clueless the pair of them.

I can't see him being a man that enjoys other people doing things without his say so. Seems to me to be the one that wants to be making the decisions. Lets hope its the beginning of the end for him there.
 

Dillspur

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May 18, 2004
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Kumb are saying they've put in a 70m bid for.....Higuain!!

TBF most of the fans are laughing and know they don't have a cat in hells chance but what are the owners thinking?! I think they've been playing too much FM
 

Danners9

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Mar 30, 2004
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Seems like no decent player wants to join them. Yesterday, Jack Sullivan even said that Gokhan Tore has a large loan fee. He's the only one willing to go there (worked with Bilic before?) but not permanently.
 

Sweech

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Jun 27, 2013
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Kumb are saying they've put in a 70m bid for.....Higuain!!

TBF most of the fans are laughing and know they don't have a cat in hells chance but what are the owners thinking?! I think they've been playing too much FM
They really shot themselves in the foot and overestimated their position in world football.

Going out and claiming you'll buy a top end striker for 30 million at the end of the year is just going to leave them with egg on their face.
 

Trix

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Jul 29, 2004
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They really shot themselves in the foot and overestimated their position in world football.

Going out and claiming you'll buy a top end striker for 30 million at the end of the year is just going to leave them with egg on their face.

I think they will get their 30mil Striker. I just don't believe he will be worth that kind of outlay.
 
Jan 28, 2011
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So, now Spurs have got their striker in, how goes the West Ham search? What's the summary position on KUMB?

"Lacazette, Batshuayi, Benteke, Bacca, Higuain.................Gomis."

Oh dear.

And they were reportedly in for Vardy, Tevez and Janssen too.

Still, they must have faith in Dave Sullivan's negotiating skills. No?

"It's exactly the same scenario as last season. If they had stuck with one of their first choices, Hernandez, and agreed personal terms with him, he would have been ours, IMO. Sullivan appears to be a bit like my wife in that regard. She tries an outfit on in the first shop we go to, it looks great, fits perfect but she can't buy in case there is something better around. Five hours later, she realises that there is nothing better, goes back to the first shop and f--- me it's gone!! And she has to make do with the Jelavic- coloured one she wouldn't even try on initially."

That would be a No then. :LOL:

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Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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So, now Spurs have got their striker in, how goes the West Ham search? What's the summary position on KUMB?

"Lacazette, Batshuayi, Benteke, Bacca, Higuain.................Gomis."

Oh dear.

And they were reportedly in for Vardy, Tevez and Janssen too.

Still, they must have faith in Dave Sullivan's negotiating skills. No?

"It's exactly the same scenario as last season. If they had stuck with one of their first choices, Hernandez, and agreed personal terms with him, he would have been ours, IMO. Sullivan appears to be a bit like my wife in that regard. She tries an outfit on in the first shop we go to, it looks great, fits perfect but she can't buy in case there is something better around. Five hours later, she realises that there is nothing better, goes back to the first shop and f--- me it's gone!! And she has to make do with the Jelavic- coloured one she wouldn't even try on initially."

That would be a No then. :LOL:

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To be fair, I didn't know Neanderthals could write analogies as good as that!
 

Cornpattbuck

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Jul 23, 2013
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WH appear to be getting hold of every youth player who'll move to them at the mo. Latest is a United striker who apparently only got pipped to the first team by Rashford because he was injured at the time. Intriguing...
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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WH appear to be getting hold of every youth player who'll move to them at the mo. Latest is a United striker who apparently only got pipped to the first team by Rashford because he was injured at the time. Intriguing...

The key to that is "who'll move to them" what's the number?
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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West Ham after Gomis now apparently on a season long loan. They now seem to be getting linked with targets more on their level.
 
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