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HobbitSpur

The Voice of Reason
Jun 28, 2013
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My biggest fear is for the Spurs players ahead of one of the biggest games in the history of the club. The last thing I want to see is Son, Eriksen or anybody else rolling in agony after some hideous tackle. I can just see these bastards deciding to rough the team up a bit if they are well behind second half. Poch needs to be very wary because they wont give a shit about collecting some yellow or maybe red cards against us.

IMO even though some of their fans are knuckle draggers the players are still fellow professionals and will not go out of their way to deliberately mame one of ours just to jeopardise our SF. There are no Charlie Adams in their squad. Even the Nut-less scrotum Noble is not that much of a cockwomble.
 

Krule

Carpe Diem
Jun 4, 2017
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IMO even though some of their fans are knuckle draggers the players are still fellow professionals and will not go out of their way to deliberately mame one of ours just to jeopardise our SF. There are no Charlie Adams in their squad. Even the Nut-less scrotum Noble is not that much of a cockwomble.

Yes you're probably right and I shouldn't be concerned about things like that happening (not now Roy Keane's retired).
Love the expression 'cockwomble'.
 

Krule

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Jun 4, 2017
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"Who is this new sweeper Bex Bissell we are buying ?"
Where did you 'pick up' that story ? With him in our side we could wipe the floor with anybody but I hear he won't leave his current club as he has too many attachments. Maybe try for him again when the dust settles.
(Reaches for his coat)
 

HobbitSpur

The Voice of Reason
Jun 28, 2013
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Me too. Though I don't have a Scooby what it means....

Cockwomble-travel-mug-mock-up.jpg
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Surprise surprise they won. “4-0 easy mate it’s only West Ham” ?‍♂️.

Their fans were shit though.
 

Donki

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May 14, 2007
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I don’t hate many players, maybe Neymar at a push, and can’t think of many teams I actually hate but I fucking hate West Ham and always have. They seem to always lift their game for us and love beating us. I hate they dildo owners, I hate their claret and blue, I hate their shite stadium, I hate Karen Brady, I hate their fucking bubble blowing and most of all I hate Noble.... bastards . They are a level below Arsenal who I don’t mind actually, AFTV makes my day after a defeat.
 
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