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Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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They can’t really be having a fireworks display for a carpet that will make it look more like a running track.

A carpet.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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There is a two day athletics festival being held there in late July.

I assume the dopey prats will have to lift their carpet up to have the running track back in action.
Those athletes are gonna have to be careful.
I speak from experience that treading on one of these fuckers barefoot really fucking huts.
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scat1620

L'espion mal fait
May 11, 2008
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Sure this will have been posted at the time a couple of years ago, but just for shits and giggles take a look at the lies their fans were promised before they moved into the London stadium:

 
Jan 28, 2011
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Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...



:ROFLMAO:
 
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Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...



:ROFLMAO:

I do hope all those stewards have been issued slippers to wear while on the carpet, or at the very least give their shoes a bloody good wipe first.
 

nailsy

SC Supporter
Jul 24, 2005
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Sure this will have been posted at the time a couple of years ago, but just for shits and giggles take a look at the lies their fans were promised before they moved into the London stadium:



How the hell have they gotten away with what they've actually delivered? Their fans should just refuse to go until they back up their promises.
 

edson

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May 17, 2005
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West Ham forum.

by Junco Partner on Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:36 pm

Reporting live from the stadium....

Up to my seat a bit early to sneak a peak at it....and I can confirm it is a carpet, and it's a bit ****.

We're only here for the carpet, here for the caaaar-pet...

 

thecook

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Jan 17, 2009
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How the hell have they gotten away with what they've actually delivered? Their fans should just refuse to go until they back up their promises.

I'm guessing their expectatino was the taxpayer would have been funding it, they just released the plans before getting approval :D
 

TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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I wonder what damage Wheelchair did to himself in the 5 mins plus 5 injury time he managed ?

His 6th appearance of the season.
 

chrissivad

Staff
May 20, 2005
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Replying to someone saying it was a tough call for the linesman

'Horses*it. They train week in week out practising offsides. The least they can do is actually make the right call. The advantage is meant to go with the attacking team. Watch it again. He was slightly behind the defender. Not level or in front.

Sorry. Fuming I am...'

I can just picture refs at FA HQ running up and down a pitch practicing offsides ?
 

ernie78

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Jun 13, 2012
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Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...



:ROFLMAO:

Surely their badge is upside down? Shouldn’t it be readable for the fans behind the goal?
They are so two Bob it’s extraordinary
 
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