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edson

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You have to give West Ham fans some credit about this Carpet situation they have seen it for what it is and they are having a laugh with it themselves.

by irons88 on Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:35 pm

Can’t wait for that new carpet smell on Saturday.

 
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panoma

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Is the carpet thing and Brady/Noble quotes regarding it real? I mean any other club/company would just put in new carpets without the need for fireworks etch. It's all just so ridiculous I can't decide if it's some joke or not!?
 
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When David Gold and David Sullivan produced a number of successful sex comedy movies in the late 70s, they followed the same basic formula every time.

Spend as little money as possible.
Use second-hand sets.
Deploy cheap and cheerful effects.
Populate the cast with sad old men and inexperienced starlets.
Deliver an hour and a half's worth of slapstick.

And when the audience start to get bored with all the tits on display, show a bit of rug.

As they say in business, 'stick to what you know'.
 

nailsy

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Lighty64

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Massive! It's like a new signing.

If we had a new carpet, someone will photoshop it with Poch signing the contract.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

U gotta give it to west ham sometimes... they find joy in the little things. Like..... bubbles.

will fade to pink when they score and put the bubble machine on:LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

TheChosenOne

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There is a two day athletics festival being held there in late July.

I assume the dopey prats will have to lift their carpet up to have the running track back in action.
 

Norn_Iron

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Is the carpet thing and Brady/Noble quotes regarding it real? I mean any other club/company would just put in new carpets without the need for fireworks etch. It's all just so ridiculous I can't decide if it's some joke or not!?

It is all from their official site, which looks a bit like one of those archived sites from years ago
 

nailsy

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There's rumours that West Ham are creating a special role at the club so they can get Henry in. Personally I think that he's too big for the club and that they'll need to switch targets.

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nailsy

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:singing: You do the shake and vac,
Because you've got a shit track,
You do the shake and vac,
Because you've got a shit track.

 
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