Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

1882andallthat

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Back on track you two!

From KUMB:

"Spurs are annoyingly consistent at the moment. To think, not that long ago we were on a par with them, now they are streets ahead sadly"

How long ago are you referring to? Certainly not in the last decade!

"Spurs v Dortmund is the CL equivalent of Bournemouth v Brighton. "

What are you on mate?

"as I said, there's Mr. Poch after spending nowt, got his team 5 points behind every redtop and meedja outlets darling mischievous Scallies AND going into a knock out round after beating the Bundesliga's top team 3-0

he's a very good manager I don't care what anyone says about him not winning shyte.

spent less than most of his peers and his team is in Europe 3 consecutive seasons (don't think they have done that before or if they have, then for a long time) but everyone is jerking off over the toothy Kraut.

sorry is that racist or that ? "

Ahh a man with a brain cell enters the fray
Can't agree more, I posted similar quotes, these posters are so deluded and deeply prejudiced about Spurs that they can't or won't allow themselves to see the truth for what it is, which is why they refuse to acknowledge anything positive we ever do or achieve and they never will. They can't even see the irony in the assertions they constantly make about us thinking that we are better than we are.
 

dontcallme

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I think he can be whatever he identifies as. The longitude and latitude of your mother when she pops you out is not in any way important. If you're born at sea does that make you a fish?
Nationality is a weird one. People often moan about immigrants coming in and not assimilating with British society.

Then when a second or third generation Brit with family from a different nation feels British and competes for us they get accused of ignoring their roots.

They really can’t win can they?
 

allatsea

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Nationality is a weird one. People often moan about immigrants coming in and not assimilating with British society.

Then when a second or third generation Brit with family from a different nation feels British and competes for us they get accused of ignoring their roots.

They really can’t win can they?
What are the roots of any of us Brits ? We are all a real mixture of Celts, Scandinavians, French and many other races.
 

RickyVilla

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West Ham and their fans should trying keeping their heads down and working hard on consistently finishing 7th or 8th place.

They should also improve their infrastructure, coaching and scouting set-up.

Also, their player trading needs to be more sustainable.

They always give it the 'big-one' at the start of every season, instead of quietly going about their business building the foundations to become a solid club for the next couple of decades.

Less mouth and more hard graft lads (y)
:unsure::unsure:
 

whitechina

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So it's reported that Jack Wheelchair is out for the rest of the season.
What a surprise that he has played under 10 games since his move.
Usually I don't think or wish bad things to others, but for him I hope he retires and crawls back into the sewer he came from.
 

Marty

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So it's reported that Jack Wheelchair is out for the rest of the season.
What a surprise that he has played under 10 games since his move.
Usually I don't think or wish bad things to others, but for him I hope he retires and crawls back into the sewer he came from.
But at least he gave us this moment of pure bliss.

 

allatsea

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So it's reported that Jack Wheelchair is out for the rest of the season.
What a surprise that he has played under 10 games since his move.
Usually I don't think or wish bad things to others, but for him I hope he retires and crawls back into the sewer he came from.
I am guessing here but you don’t seem to be a big fan of his.
 

'O Zio

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So it's reported that Jack Wheelchair is out for the rest of the season.
What a surprise that he has played under 10 games since his move.
Usually I don't think or wish bad things to others, but for him I hope he retires and crawls back into the sewer he came from.
I don't think it's right to laugh at players being injured, but with him I just can't help myself. Partly because he's a massive twat but also because it's hard to feel sorry for him when he's basically been paid millions and millions of pound to do fuck all for his whole career.
 

donny1013

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Wilshere was a vintage West Ham signing and more fool them thinking they were suddenly going to solve his countless injury problems.

To put in perspective, Eriksen (27) has made 507 senior appearances, compared to Wilshere (27) making just 277.
 

Gassin's finest

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Credit to him for managing to con people into paying him a handsome salary, based off the back of one decent game against Barcelona nearly a decade ago, despite being demonstrably unable to play for half of that decade.

Nicking a fucking living doesn't cover it.
 

jurgen

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Credit to him for managing to con people into paying him a handsome salary, based off the back of one decent game against Barcelona nearly a decade ago, despite being demonstrably unable to play for half of that decade.

Nicking a fucking living doesn't cover it.
I guess it is better that west ham and arsenal are the ones have have spent that money on him, as if he wasn't a footballer it would be the state spending tens of thousands of taxpayers' money on his inevitable prison terms and court cases
 

DJS

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I guess it is better that west ham and arsenal are the ones have have spent that money on him, as if he wasn't a footballer it would be the state spending tens of thousands of taxpayers' money on his inevitable prison terms and court cases
He’d be roomies with Wayne Rooney if he also didn’t play football lol.
 
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