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Rocksuperstar

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Ok, I know it's an ad and most of the ads on Talksport are irritating, but I have to admit, "I once won a snooker match by technical knockout" never fails to raise a smile.
 

Rocksuperstar

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Oh, jesus - midnight train to madness, can't talk about sport, lad rings up and sounds dead serious then asks them "what's the most impressive Semi you've ever seen". Cundy dissolves, Andy confirms this isn't about sport and asks the guy if he's talking about penises, which completely kicks the blokes legs out from under him. Line goes quiet for a bit, the fella just suddenly shouts, "PENIS!" and hangs up :ROFLMAO::cry:
 

'O Zio

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Oh, jesus - midnight train to madness, can't talk about sport, lad rings up and sounds dead serious then asks them "what's the most impressive Semi you've ever seen". Cundy dissolves, Andy confirms this isn't about sport and asks the guy if he's talking about penises, which completely kicks the blokes legs out from under him. Line goes quiet for a bit, the fella just suddenly shouts, "PENIS!" and hangs up :ROFLMAO::cry:
Ironically that was probably the highest quality bit of programming TalkSport put out all week.
 

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Jim White doing his usual "Have you seen this?!?!?!" thing over a keeper taking a dig or two from the crowd when he went over the hoardings, like it's never happened before and he's absolutely shocked to the core that this sort of thing could ever happen!

Wind it in, Jim, the way you talk you've only ever watched Premier League. He's so easily surprised though, every topic, "There's this story today, ah can hardly believe ma eyes...." - calm down!
 

'O Zio

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Jim White doing his usual "Have you seen this?!?!?!" thing over a keeper taking a dig or two from the crowd when he went over the hoardings, like it's never happened before and he's absolutely shocked to the core that this sort of thing could ever happen!

Wind it in, Jim, the way you talk you've only ever watched Premier League. He's so easily surprised though, every topic, "There's this story today, ah can hardly believe ma eyes...." - calm down!
They had one the other day and they kept doing the whole click-bait type "Coming up in a minute, we'll show you something truly remarkable from the England cricket team. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss this!". Anyway about 3 advert breaks later all it was was they showed a couple of tweets of the players who'd tweeted photos of themselves with some silly snapchat filter on that makes you look like a woman. Even for SSN that was underwhelming to say the least.
 

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They had one the other day and they kept doing the whole click-bait type "Coming up in a minute, we'll show you something truly remarkable from the England cricket team. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss this!". Anyway about 3 advert breaks later all it was was they showed a couple of tweets of the players who'd tweeted photos of themselves with some silly snapchat filter on that makes you look like a woman. Even for SSN that was underwhelming to say the least.
That quote is 100% Jim White, he's just a buzzfeed article with a tie.
 

SE Spurs

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I've lost track of the number of times that gobshite has been fired. Hasn't Talksport fired him two or three times before? He's one of them people who tries to make his irrelevant points relevant by being loudest.
Totally agree. At least a couple of times he's been sacked there.
 

Krule

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A simple well done would have sufficed...why bring up Hillsborough ?? or Shankly (without the 'e')..or the dockers ?
 
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