Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[michaelden]

I hope he's not some unknown gem!

 

[Marty]

Yip, he was the next Kyle Walker-Roberto Carlos-Marcelo-Maldini apparently. TBH he is a good WB & they will miss him. Who is their back up WB?

Alexander-Arnold surely? He played early in the season but has also been injured a bit I think. Him or Joe Gomez.

 

[ohtottenham!]

In a bizarre twist of fate, Simply Red frontman Mick Hucknall has become the Liverpool physio. Upon hearing the news that his Senegalese talisman has injured himself on international duty and returned to the club, Jurgen Klopp rushes in to Mick's office and asks:

"How is his hamstring?"

To which Mick replies

"Mane's? Too tight to mention"

...and added, "But he can get an unemployment extension."

 

[nailsy]

Clyne hasn't played at all this season so it's not like they need to come up with a new plan to cope with his injury.

 

[DJS]

Mane does seem a bit injury prone since he's moved to Liverpool.

Don't recall him having so many issues at Southampton.

 

[SUIYHA]

Article on Sky Sports today ripping into Keita, who has been sent off three times in the last 8 weeks.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...worried-about-naby-keitas-form-and-discipline

 

[robbiedee]

Article on Sky Sports today ripping into Keita, who has been sent off three times in the last 8 weeks.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...worried-about-naby-keitas-form-and-discipline

Didn't he get done recently for having a fake driving license as well????

He could be the new Balotelli!!!

 

[mark87]

Article on Sky Sports today ripping into Keita, who has been sent off three times in the last 8 weeks.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...worried-about-naby-keitas-form-and-discipline

Doesn't mean anything. Defoe was sent off three times in the first half of the season before we bought him in the january.

 

[Shadydan]

Doesn't mean anything. Defoe was sent off three times in the first half of the season before we bought him in the january.

He kept getting himself sent off because he didn't want to play for West Ham...that's actually a true story.

 

[mark87]

He kept getting himself sent off because he didn't want to play for West Ham...that's actually a true story.

And who could blame him.

 

[rossdapep]

Klopp has checked himself into hospital, unwell by all accounts.

Now, this is jumping the gun a little but I often wonder if his manic behaviour on the touchline causes him to feel on edge the entire time he is a coach, forever nervous. It can't be good for the ticker, surely? He's 50 and because of his nature I'm sure he won't be coaching beyond 60.

 

[spursfan77]

Klopp has checked himself into hospital, unwell by all accounts.

Now, this is jumping the gun a little but I often wonder if his manic behaviour on the touchline causes him to feel on edge the entire time he is a coach, forever nervous. It can't be good for the ticker, surely? He's 50 and because of his nature I'm sure he won't be coaching beyond 60.

He seems to be one that's primed for a heart attack. He must have high blood pressure at least. It sure being the manager of Liverpool is going to help his health either.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Klopp has checked himself into hospital, unwell by all accounts.

Now, this is jumping the gun a little but I often wonder if his manic behaviour on the touchline causes him to feel on edge the entire time he is a coach, forever nervous. It can't be good for the ticker, surely? He's 50 and because of his nature I'm sure he won't be coaching beyond 60.

Could be Broadmoor ?

 

[mark87]

Could be Broadmoor ?

I live near broadmoor, I'll keep an eye out.

 

[Flynn]

SHould be Broadmoor ?

FYP

 

[nightgoat]

Article on Sky Sports today ripping into Keita, who has been sent off three times in the last 8 weeks.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...worried-about-naby-keitas-form-and-discipline

Wanyama's discipline the season before we signed him was a big concern to a lot of people. Poch knocked that out of him.

 

[jurgen]

Seem to be falling apart now they have to play in Europe too...

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Klopp has checked himself into hospital, unwell by all accounts.

Now, this is jumping the gun a little but I often wonder if his manic behaviour on the touchline causes him to feel on edge the entire time he is a coach, forever nervous. It can't be good for the ticker, surely? He's 50 and because of his nature I'm sure he won't be coaching beyond 60.

Think he was just getting his teeth put back in his gob

 

[Spurrific]

Think he was just getting his teeth put back in his gob

They can’t be fake? Surely he’d ask for a white pair?

 

[spursfan77]

Article on Sky Sports today ripping into Keita, who has been sent off three times in the last 8 weeks.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...worried-about-naby-keitas-form-and-discipline

I suspect it's probably because he doesn't want to be at Leipzig anymore. He'd rather be at Liverpool.