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Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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David seaman on talksport touting Wenger for the job :ROFLMAO:

Not an absurd suggestion, hilarious to think of all the Woolwich fans who'll lose their collective shit if he does go there
 

slartibartfast

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Oct 21, 2012
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Would Sarri get a payout if sacked because he's basically publicly said I can't do my job.
If I turned round at work and said sorry I'm shit but I just cant do the job I'm fairly sure they'd tell me to do one.
Although given some of our engineers (I use the term loosely) maybe they wouldn't.
 

worcestersauce

"I'm no optimist I'm just a prisoner of hope
Jan 23, 2006
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Sarri would get £5m apparently, it seems Chelsea now set up their contracts to minimise the inevitable pay out.
 

Hakkz

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Jul 6, 2012
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Get paid a fortune, a decent transfer budget and guaranteed a multi million pound payout when inevitably sacked in a few years.
Yeah, fk that :cautious:

Well, I consider Zidane to be a manager/person with some self-respect which is why he left Real before they sacked him (he could see where the ship was heading). He will continually be linked to every top job that becomes available, why would you choose the stinking pile called Chelsea..
 

allatsea

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Aug 31, 2012
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David seaman on talksport touting Wenger for the job :ROFLMAO:

Not an absurd suggestion, hilarious to think of all the Woolwich fans who'll lose their collective shit if he does go there

Never going to happen as he would not be given the control over transfers, etc., he had at Arsenal.
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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Sarri would get £5m apparently, it seems Chelsea now set up their contracts to minimise the inevitable pay out.

I know what you’re saying but 5 million quid for 6 months work is alright isn’t it!?!?

Football has got too much money in it. No wonder that club struggle with the managers. It almost breeds a certain type of person who will go there hoping to fail.
 

easley91

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Be no players left if the Manager was allowed to get rid of the bad eggs.
That is what's needed though. A complete overhaul. Just no manager is given the time to do it. The current players don't like to work too hard or want to take the time to learn the manager's tactics. Too much player power at that club.
 

nailsy

SC Supporter
Jul 24, 2005
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Sarri chewing on cigarette butts doesn't help him. I bet the players take the piss out of him for that.
 

worcestersauce

"I'm no optimist I'm just a prisoner of hope
Jan 23, 2006
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I know what you’re saying but 5 million quid for 6 months work is alright isn’t it!?!?

Football has got too much money in it. No wonder that club struggle with the managers. It almost breeds a certain type of person who will go there hoping to fail.
I would go there but I wouldn't hope to fail, I'd make bloody sure of it.
 

bubble07

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Dec 27, 2004
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I watched the Chelsea Ladies manager on the debate last night. I think they should give her a go if they sack Sarri. She couldn't do much worse!

She is annoyingly very knowledgeable and talks sense. Hard to believe she works for Chelsea
 

mark87

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Nov 29, 2004
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Wouldn't be so sure. Winning that trophy would be their get out of jail free card

They're 2-1 up from the away leg and malmo are shite, bearing in mind their two games after this one is City and us then yeah they will definitely put out a second string team.
 
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