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Jan 28, 2011
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So, from Spurger's thread, it's clear that we all hate Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and West Ham to varying degrees and probably don't have a great deal of love for the two Manc clubs either, but is there any other club out there who really winds you up for what ever reason? Someone not that obvious?

I'll kick off.

You grow up thinking football is a simple game. Two teams. Eleven men each. The best team usually win. And then, and then, you see someone cheat for the first time. In a FA Cup Semi Final, no less. And the referee believes the cheat. And everything that is beautiful about the beautiful game is suddenly tarnished. And you sit there, tears in your eyes, and you look at the cheat and you think 'I hate you for winning that penalty. I hate your team-mate for scoring that penalty. I hate your whole team, your manager and your fans for celebrating. And I hate your poxy yellow shirts that you call 'old gold'. And your poxy ground with its poncy French name. I hate it all, you cheating, diving bastards'.

And even though we beat Wolves in the replay and went on to win the Cup that year, I still hate them now. Really f***ing hate them. And to all those people who bemoan the sad plight that they find themselves in, I say 'karma, bitches, karma, for the antichrist that is Kenny Hibbitt'.

Anyway, I'm off to do some deep breathing. Over to you. Who, apart from the usual suspects, do you hate?
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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Leeds, Newcastle, Stoke, Cardiff, Charlton, Birmingham, MK Dons, Sheffield United, and Exeter.

I spend most of my free time hating football clubs.
 

DaSpurs

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I have a very misplaced hatred of Stoke. I absolutely loathe the manner in which they traditionally play, and hate Charlie Adam. As an American I should be more tolerant of them considering they give so many of my compatriots a chance at the big time, but I can't. Insult to the beauty of the game they are.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Bolton and wigan. Yawn club with yawn supporters. Id rather be playing leeds, millwall, Ipswich, notts forest etc than those small town clubs.
 

Blockbuster

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Jun 28, 2007
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Everton (way more than Liverpool for me) also for 95 Semi final, broke my heart
QPR (but not for Harry, but for when they originally came up and spent stupid amounts of money)
 

Bobbins

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The Everton fans do my head in when we play them at Goodison...

The gasps and hisses of utter, soul-deep outrage and dismay when the away team gets so much as a thrown-in at Goodison is one of the single most annoying noises in football.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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The gasps and hisses of utter, soul-deep outrage and dismay when the away team gets so much as a thrown-in at Goodison is one of the single most annoying noises in football.

Nope, this is.


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Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Portugal. Nothing to do with them knocking England out of two tournaments in a row, the entire national team has for the last 15 years been made up entirely of ****s. Nothing made me happier during the World Cup than them crashing and burning.

And they're fucking up my accumulator tonight by losing at home to Albania, so there's that too.
 

absolute bobbins

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It's all because of their fans but here are my top three

Stoke, they're Orcs.

Everton, they're racists.

Southampton, they think they're our equals.
 

ERO

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Jun 8, 2003
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Blackpool. It was a cold and smelly winter night in bloody Blackpool and their shit ground. We had about 90 chances to their 2 and lost 3-1.
 

TheHoddleWaddle

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Dec 13, 2013
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Millwall. The thickest and most moronic fans that I have ever had the displeasure of being near. If you combine all the above reasons for hates, they fit them all.
 
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