Injury Updates

[Lemon]

While you're here mate, my arse itches. Not Always. Just sometimes.

It feels amazing to scratch it but when I do it just makes the itch worse.

Do I have the same condition as lamela because I can't be arsed to play football and prefer to watch it on the TV. I'd also happily go to Italy

Well you could stop eating junk foods. Maybe some Olive oil might give some topical relief.

A Dr may suggest Betamethasone.

Are you aware that it is: Betamethasone Valerate as a topical corticosteroid

Betamethasone Valerate Cream 0.1% is Betamethasone Valerate in an aqueous vanishing cream base of mineral oil, white petrolatum, polyethylene glycol 1000, ceteareth-15, cetyl alcohol, stearyl alcohol, propylene glycol, purified water, and 4-chloro-m-cresol as a preservative.

And these are the Side Effects: Systemic absorption of topical corticosteroids has produced reversible hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal (HPA) axis suppression, manifestations of Cushing's syndrome, hyperglycemia, and glucosuria in some patients.

Holy crap, almost literally.

Things are getting deep regarding Coco and Rogmeisters butt!

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Any updates on any of our injured players lads?

Go to a different thread, get outta here. Maybe try the "Tottenham & Nike"-thread, sounds like the correct platform.

 

[TheVoiceofReason]

What is the career, and book, about?

Well done if that is not just a demonstration of Creativity.

'Living With A Below-Average-Sized Penis - A Memoir'

 

[Lemon]

Go to a different thread, get outta here. Maybe try the "Tottenham & Nike"-thread, sounds like the correct platform.

What you talking about, we've established, neigh virtually proven, that Coco went to Nando's for chicken too much with @Spurger King and @Rogmeister. They all began to suffer anal itching, so Spurger used his Doctorate to prescribe Coco Betamesathone. This helped Coco a lot, so he went to town on it.

Sadly, this led to a build up in his hip, in turn leading to HPA suppression, with the times now reporting he's pissed at the club for not offering synovial fluid analysis.

 

[npearl4spurs]

International conferences, 'award winning writer' status, a publisher lined up for my book, ten years of university teaching experience, a doctorate, the respect of my peers, and a foot in the door of my career of choice.

Does that answer your question?

 

[fridgemagnet]

Well you could stop eating junk foods. Maybe some Olive oil might give some topical relief.

That's what Jesus was doing going to mount Olive; Popeye was bloody livid!

 

[Spurger King]

If any of what you said was true... it might

Erm, It's all true. There's a few posters in here who I'm friends with on Facebook who can confirm all of that...unless I spent the last few years anticipating Lemon's post!

 

[eddiev14]

Erm, It's all true. There's a few posters in here who I'm friends with on Facebook who can confirm all of that...unless I spent the last few years anticipating Lemon's post!

Congrats, mate. Great stuff.

 

[Roynie]

Things are getting deep regarding Coco and Rogmeisters butt!

How deep exactly .... in terms of inches, he needs to prepare properly!

 

[kaz Hirai]

Lol I keep seeing this thread updated and expect there to be some new knowledge on rose, Lamela or Kane

But it's still you lot chatting total bollox

 

[Lemon]

Erm, It's all true. There's a few posters in here who I'm friends with on Facebook who can confirm all of that...unless I spent the last few years anticipating Lemon's post!

To be honest, I thought you must have a Doctorate, to have enough spare time to get to seven trillion posts.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1747-9991.2010.00351.x/abstract

That you? Bet you are rubbish at DIY though...

 

[DanielCHillier]

Just read that Luuk De Jong has been called up for the Netherlands to replace "the injured Janssen", hopefully it's not serious.

 

[thebenjamin]

Does no one talk about Danny Rose any more?

 

[Hengy1]

Just read that Luuk De Jong has been called up for the Netherlands to replace "the injured Janssen", hopefully it's not serious.

It's a Illness not injury I've read

 

[npearl4spurs]

Does no one talk about Danny Rose any more?

Who?

 

[Spurger King]

To be honest, I thought you must have a Doctorate, to have enough spare time to get to seven trillion posts.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1747-9991.2010.00351.x/abstract

That you? Bet you are rubbish at DIY though...

No it's not. Fair point about the seven trillion posts though. Pure procrastination. Sitting down to write several thousand words in an evening tends to encourage looking for distractions, and SC is top of my list! Even worse, I completed my PhD whilst holding down two different jobs (one full-time, one part-time and worked in my holiday days...so lazy).

I actually am shit at DIY. Weirdly good at electronics though.

 

[Spurger King]

What is the career, and book, about?

Well done if that is not just a demonstration of Creativity.

The career is in lecturing. The subject is 'art and philosophy'. The book is an edited version of my thesis, concerned with the meaning of non-artistic material that is presented to the public in an 'artistic' way. It questions the difference between public interest in art works, and the working process of artists. There's a big crossover with archaeology.

It also goes into great depth on the subject of Lamela's mysterious injury, so not as 'off topic' as some might think.

 

[Lemon]

No it's not. Fair point about the seven trillion posts though. Pure procrastination. Sitting down to write several thousand words in an evening tends to encourage looking for distractions, and SC is top of my list! Even worse, I completed my PhD whilst holding down two different jobs (one full-time, one part-time and worked in my holiday days...so lazy).

I actually am shit at DIY. Weirdly good at electronics though.

So you use SC to clear down short term memory, very important to creativity/focus.

Just ribbing about laziness, me and academia never got on, so have no idea what the demands are.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

No it's not. Fair point about the seven trillion posts though. Pure procrastination. Sitting down to write several thousand words in an evening tends to encourage looking for distractions, and SC is top of my list! Even worse, I completed my PhD whilst holding down two different jobs (one full-time, one part-time and worked in my holiday days...so lazy).

I actually am shit at DIY. Weirdly good at electronics though.

Oh yeah, well I'm also a doctor. A doctor in:

• Love
• Consistent use of the indicator to signal my driving intent
• Ruminating on the fur density of the grey squirrel
• Socks

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Ahhhhhhhummmmmmm

Any latest INJURY news updates on Danny boy?