Ideal final standings

[Danfunkel]

United coming 4th would likely mean they beat us at the Lanes last game. Stuff that.

 

[bomberH]

I want Liverpool to finish outside the top 4 because Klopp is beginning to annoy me and I want Liverpool to carry on being unremarkable, with targets choosing us over them.

Utd, City and Chelsea will buy superstars no matter what, even if they finished 10th.

Most of all, I want Arsenal to finish in the Europa places no matter what. I will text my gooner mates every single Thursday they're playing to ask them what they're up to tonight. I had it for years. I'll give it for however long they're there. I want someone to invent a scratch and sniff phone which I will buy just to smell their salty tears when they reply.

Then I'll use that scratch and sniff phone for other, more important things..

 

[ItsBoris]

I'd say City 3rd, Liverpool 4th.

 

[Yid-ol]

just for shits and giggles....

1 -chelsea
2 - tottenham
3 - man city
4 - liverpool
5 - arsenal
6 - man u

chelsea to win the fa cup, manu u to win wuripa meaning dispite united being blow arsenal, the only team in top 6 not to be in cl is arsenal!

 

[BringBack_leGin]

I'm assuming Chelsea will be Champions before we even kick another ball, so:

Chelsea
Spurs
Manchester City
Manchester United
Liverpool
Arsenal

• Arsenal out of the Champions League as if they do get in then the difference between us and them is far less tangible
• Liverpool out of the Champions League because it's funny, and also because Man Utd and Man City will pay what they need to get top talent regardless so I'd rather weaken those who can be weakened. Also, I think Man Utd will win the Europa, so I'd rather not have four other English clubs in the Champions League next season.

That said, I expect us, Liverpool and Man City to win this coming weekend leaving it impossible for Man Utd to finish above 5th.

 

[Reprobate]

Spurs as high as possible, scum as low as possible.

 

[ardiles]

Taking that Chelsea will win the title -

1. Chelsea
2. Us
3. City
4. Doesn't matter which team as long as they lose out in the CL playoffs and drop to the EL

United to lose to Ajax in the EL finals.

That way, United, Arse & Pool have to play in the EL.

 

[Larryjanta]

United and City will attract the best players anyway and I suspect united will win the EL. Arse and Pool to miss out would be best for us, kills Arse and Pool will stick with Klopp and we'll see how his small squad deals with EL

 

[jurgen]

First the outbreak of sympathy for that uber wanker Wenger and now some people are wishing for the goons to get in the top four. Behave! I think the altitude from being near the top of the league is going to some people's heads...

 

[Yiditti]

Us definitely 1st or 2nd, but if 2nd then Chelsea to win the FA Cup.

That way we get a shot at the charity shield