Alex P - Who? A DJ apparently;
Claire Tomlinson - I think she's quite fit;
Joss Ackland - Fantastic actor and obviously a man of taste and discretion;
Dennis Bergkamp - Painful, painful, painful;
Bjork - Oh, for f***'s sake!;
Lars-Gunnar Bjorkland - Yes! THE Lars-Gunnar Bjorkland;
Chris Eubank - Lists his other passions as fighting and shopping;
Jerome Flynn - See 'Bjork' above
Sammy Hagar - Van Halen blokey
Bob Holness - Master of the teeny quizshow and contrary to popular belief NOT the first man to play James Bond;
Gary Kemp - He supports Spurs. I know this to be 'True' (give me a break, OK)
Le Tis - Dumpy but talented;
George Michael - Apparently we have all of Wham! (the exclamation mark is part of the band name, not any exuberance on my part);
John Motson - Oh yes, it shows how much class the man has;
Sting - WTF?! STING?!!
Shania Twain - Let her come to WHL... PLEASE!!!
Bryan Adams - Let him stay away from WHL... PLEASE!!!