Cos We've Got Jesus ...

[Stoof]

... At The Back
Cos We've Got Jesus At The Back
We've Got Jesus
We've Got Jesus
We've Got Jesus At The Back

[Annnnnnnnd He Turns Water Into Wine
He Turns Water Into Wine
He Turns Water
He Turns Water
He Turns Water Into Wine

(c) Dougal 2008 :bow:]

A song for Woodgate? Oh yes. Appropriate during the Easter Weekend I thought, and fucking funny too. Credit Dougal for the second verse. :lol:

Any funny chants about in your end?

 

[truespur]

Lock

 

[Dougal]

I told you we'd get crucified...

 

[Kyras]

:lol:

 

[Stoof]

Lock

Yeah, I think you're a bit of a lock too.

 

[llamafarmer]

Surely there ought to be some sort of reference to somebody sticking Judas up their arse in there....? :think:

 

[Kendall]

just as long as there's no references to jesus getting fucked by judas in there, I'm happy.

 

[Dharmabum]

To what tune?

 

[Bonjour]

To what tune?

Spice Girls: Spice up yer life

 

[paul_1979yid]

just as long as there's no references to jesus getting fucked by judas in there, I'm happy.

or elephants

 

[diegooners]

dunno if the real Jesus ever got accused of racist violence with Alan Smith... But I like it :wink:

 

[Locotoro]

since we're working with this ironic that he rose for the second time last week to lead the yids to the promised land!
he really is a man amongst kings... or maybe just a king

 

[bomberH]

There's only one Johnny Woodgate
Only one Johnny Woodgate
He won us the cup
after beating asians up
But he's changed now so everything's ok....

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Can't believe no one has suggested:

"oh Johnny Woodgate
He left the Magpies who suck penis
What a gen"

minimike chants ftw.

 

[davros]

He's got (insert striker name) in his hand/pocket/pants(choose one)
He's got (insert striker name) in his hand/pocket/pants(choose one)
He's got (insert striker name) in his hand/pocket/pants(choose one)
He's got (insert striker name) in his hand/pocket/pants(choose one)

To the tune of "he's got the whole world in his hands".

Maybe the Jesus ones are not a good idea. He'll be turning in his grave.