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Andy Carroll

eddiev14

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Jan 18, 2005
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He's so bad.

If you think Llorente can't run, just wait until you see this guy playing! :D
 

jay2040

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Aug 31, 2012
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Just fucking stop it. Llorente had a bad game but knows the squad, has more technique and gets injured far less than Carrol. It’s a bullshit story, made up by a bullshit rag, fed to desperate fans

Whilst the story is bullshit not sure why the need to comment on Llorente as the two points are independent! Llorente had a bad game and whilst he may know what the lads like for desert he can't be relied upon when needed !
 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology
Sep 2, 2013
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Whilst the story is bullshit not sure why the need to comment on Llorente as the two points are independent! Llorente had a bad game and whilst he may know what the lads like for desert he can't be relied upon when needed !
Nor can Carroll- that’s the point. Llorente had a bad game and some pissdribble from a red top makes the closest approximation to Llorente his mentally defective brain can muster and comes up with Carrol. It’s so comically stupid you could piss yourself a kidney stone from sheer laughter
 

belsunz

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May 19, 2007
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The fact that this thread is going faster than the Daily ITK thread makes me feel uncomfortable...
 

Spriggan

7 inches from the midday sun!
Jun 15, 2012
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The fact that this thread is going faster than the Daily ITK thread makes me feel uncomfortable...

The thought that this player and our club are being mentioned in the same sentence makes me................................words fail me!
 

BC87X

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Jan 8, 2012
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As a back up for Kane he isn't too bad. He is HG still only 30 and he would be dirt cheap. He also is one of the most dominant aerial threats in world football. Far from exciting of a transfer, but considering he will strictly be a 2nd or more likely 3rd option for Kane he will do fine.
 

Ghost Hardware

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Aug 31, 2012
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I'm not sure what's worse, that we have reached 6 pages or that sone posters are so desperate for a new striker that they actually would condone the signing of Andy Carroll. I can only assume said posters work for our medical department and could do with a few more hours of overtime pay.
 

Fredo

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Jun 8, 2018
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Is it just me or the way Ali Z worded that shows that we actually could potentially be in for him (only chance if Llorente goes imo). Please god no
 

Snarfalicious

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Jul 15, 2012
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It's really too bad Kane will likely be back before the new stadium opens. Can you imagine the scenes if it were Andy Carroll leading the line for the inaugural match at the new stadium? Storybook stuff, fellas. Storybook stuff.
 

ShayLaB

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Dec 8, 2006
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As the second striker and not expected to play many games maybe he wouldn't be injured so often. Fit for the dozen first team games required.

Obviously it's not happening but maybe it would actually suit him and us. A genuine goal threat that can bulldoze any defence who is content to be on the bench for much of the time.
 
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& I thought the Rossi thread was going to be this windows lala moment, alas I was wrong ...
 

LexingtonSpurs

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Aug 27, 2013
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This is just Levy testing our collective resolve.

Levy: "Those idiots on SC won't stop yammering about signing someone!!!"

Levy: "I've got it! Donna, float the Andy Carroll rumour. Then we will see how much SC want a signing..."
 
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