Andy Carroll

[Metalhead]

https://www.skysports.com/football/...andy-carroll-not-on-tottenhams-transfer-radar

Don't panic. This is just intended to stop us ending up in a bidding war with the European big boys.

 

[JCRD]

In a professional or romantic way lol

He is tall, long flowing locks and has a bit of cash - what is not to like

 

[JCRD]

And he likes you.

Fingers crossed he does

 

[Marty]

‘RONALD KOEMAN wants Andy Carroll to make a £20million return to Merseyside in January. Everton’s under-fire boss has the West Ham striker top of his list to finally replace Romelu Lukaku’ – Mike McGrath exclusive, October 2017.

‘ANDY CARROLL is the shock name on Chelsea’s list of targets for January. Antonio Conte is looking for back-up to support Alvaro Morata and is considering the West Ham striker’ – Mike McGrath exclusive, January 2018.

‘ANDY CARROLL is a shock contender to solve the striker crisis at Tottenham’ – Mike McGrath exclusive, January 2019.

The question we are all asking is, is Mike McGrath Carroll's agent?

 

[TEESSIDE1]

He is tall, long flowing locks and has a bit of cash - what is not to like

He’s a Geordie lol

 

[newbie]

It’s bullshit Spurs Media department has come alive.

When spurs come out and say it’s bullshit you know the club must feel pretty embarrassed by the link it must be so bad that they have to a) Find the media department
B) get them out of bed (before 4pm) to do some work.

Or do you think they are heavily reliant on how good the work exp boys media work.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

This place is getting creepy

 

[JCRD]

He’s a Geordie lol

Look dude - I like him - nothing you will say would put me off.

Lets buy him - I want him

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

I can’t believe nobody has figured out that this is a Levy wind up. He still has the hump with pig face and knows the porn twins like to impress their fans with tweets so you can just see them going on Twitter and announcing that they’ve seen off Spurs and have signed Carroll up for another 5 years. Not only that but the Spurs fans will accept not signing anyone AGAIN because we are just so relieved not to sign Carroll.

 

[Mouse!]

Look dude - I like him - nothing you will say would put me off.

Lets buy him - I want him

Your attraction to this young male has elevated his status within the troop.

I want him.

 

[glospur]

think i'd prefer lewis carroll

Just imagine, thinking he's beaten the offside trap, he's played through on goal, only to see the lineo's flag raised.

But it's a close one, and in the studio they show a replay of the decision, which shows his body was onside but he was slightly leaning forward. The commentator shrieks, "Off with his head."

 

[McFlash]

He is tall, long flowing locks and has a bit of cash - what is not to like

His tackle?

 

[yido_number1]

Glad to see this poo poo'd ... This is one of the few players you just can't see any upside to us signing no matter how bad the injury crisis gets.

 

[Finchyid]

How have we got to 8 pages on Andy Carroll transfer !??

 

[matty74]

How have we got to 8 pages on Andy Carroll transfer !??

Because there is fuck all else happening and not bloody likely to be

 

[allatsea]

Because there is fuck all else happening and not bloody likely to be

That nice Mr Goat says otherwise.