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  1. Marty

    Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

    It's a disasterclass in squad building. An example that will echo through the ages. There's no experience whatsoever. The oldest player in their XI yesterday was 26 and that was Disasi who feels and plays like an inexperienced kid. The only players with genuine experience are Silva, well past...
  2. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Far more our own fault than anything Chelsea or Poch did tbf. Not that I genuinely think he's an "agent" at all.
  3. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    We wouldn't have won the league. We lost it by drawing at home to WBA in the game immediately before the Bridge game. The Bridge was the final chance to make a fist of it but it would've been unlikely even had we won.
  4. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    I read holding that fart and thought it was an apt description of that team.
  5. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Fucking hell it's 5? And Benny Blanco has two?
  6. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    As Chelsea can't score in a brothel that's surely the game
  7. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    OK fair play Chelsea are actually trying this half
  8. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Where did Chelsea even find this keeper? I'd literally never heard of him before Kepa left and he's done nothing to suggest he's good enough for this level.
  9. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Four minutes was all it took. I'd actually properly PMSL if Arse hit 9 or 10. But it'll probably be a boring 3.
  10. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Arse in behind after 20 seconds, Chelsea are going to get annihilated here.
  11. Marty

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Full tweet: I think we might see proper low-ebb, season-over Chelsea here: Petrovic flapping his arms at nobody in particular when the third goal goes in, Cucurella looking aghast at conceding a penalty, one of their giant French centre-backs losing their man at a corner, Caicedo's second...
  12. Marty

    The Managerial Merry-go-round

    Only manager I can think of who did well (judging by expectations) immediately after leaving a Dutch club for the PL is Martin Jol for us. And even then him getting the job so soon was blind luck that Santini was shite.
  13. Marty

    Can we take a moment to laugh heartily at Everton?

    Every account suggests that 777 aren't in any way, shape or form suited to or capable of running a football club. That takeover has always reeked of frying pan/fire.
  14. Marty

    The Managerial Merry-go-round

    Harsh on Wycombe
  15. Marty

    The Managerial Merry-go-round

    My gut feeling is this is most likely. And then if he doesn't get City he'll explore other options.
  16. Marty

    Football League Championship, League One and League Two 2023/24

    Classic EFL
  17. Marty

    Berbatov

    One of my favourite goals ever not scored by Spurs just for the ridiculousness.
  18. Marty

    Player Watch - Ashley Phillips

    This is also very common late in the season anyway, what's the point of playing a kid who won't be there next season over a player of similar level who probably will? Having said that I thought Plymouth were safe but they can still in theory go down.
  19. Marty

    Harry Kane

    The ball going in at that height screams poor keeping tbh.
  20. Marty

    FA Cup 2023/24

    Karel Poborsky. Kleberson. Enzo. All the same in that regard.
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