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  1. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Predict England's Euro 2020 Starting XI

    Ello. It's ur boi SMC. Soz if there's already a thread on this. This one is made by me so its infinitely better and the mods should respekt that. Do as the thread title says. ----------------------Pickford ------ Lascelles ---- Stones ---- Maguire Trippier --- Henderson --- Winks ---...
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    Luka modric - first big interview

    Luka Modric: Real Madrid midfielder outshining the rest By David OrnsteinBBC Sport in Madrid If you were to survey followers of Spanish football on their player of the season so far, there is a good chance they would vote overwhelmingly in favour of one name. Not Ronaldo, Messi, Bale or...
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    Looking forward to Wednesday

    Yep, its true. I've had a total black out on the media and news today because i know they'd be spouting bollocks, and its left me feeling oddly optimistic about our future under AVB Hopefully we'll smash west ham to pieces, so that we can get back on track. I think we need a really expressive...
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    Poor Old Kyle Naughton

    I didn't realise this. Maybe we can cut him a little less slack now. Respect:
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    I'm horny for the soldier

    All this talk of a Soldier joining is making my private parts stand to attention. *inserts more military innuendos*
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    Mrs SMC looking for way out...

    Mrs SMC fined £50 for Twitter rant: SMC ready to offload wife after twitter attack. Mrs SMC was known for her love of popular card game 'Yu-Gi-Oh! Mrs SMC used Twitter to vent her frustration after her request for anal once again goes on deaf ears. Her Twitter page 'MrsSMCtehbitchrofl'' was...
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    Hungry Hudd's Chicken Heist

    More further bad news for Spurs fans: :( Hungry Hudd's chicken heist by Neil Eatson Sensational CCTV footage acquired by my sources appears to show Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Tom Huddlestone stealing a bargain bucket from popular fried chicken restaurant KFC (which my sources tell me...
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    Spurs, yo.

    http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=%40spursofficial&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit Thank me later.
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    A day in the life of 'arry

    It's nachurool fer me to think they can gah all the way The alarm on me Nokia 3210 wakes me up at 'arf 6. It’s arf an 'our before me wife, Sandra and our bulldogs — Rosie and Buster — get up. They’re only six and nine years old and it means I can get me clobber on and leave without them...
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    Is Levy a good chairman??

    Hmm... Not bad.
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