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    Halfway Mark Goal Difference

    Did you know that in the last 10 seasons (upto and including 05/06): - The team with the greatest goal difference after 19 matches has won the league on all but one occasion? (Chelsea 08/09) - The teams with the 4 greatest goal differences have finished as the eventual top four 6 out of 10...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's all wonder what's going on at United?

    I think things are finely poised down at old Trafford? Do people think they will return to their spot as the most dominant club in the country? Or are they the next Liverpool? On the pitch problems: 1. They have their worst squad in my memory 2. They could be left weak at GK, and looking a bit...
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    Collymore on ITKS

    Just in the car flicking between stations and I heard Collymore ranting away about ITKS. He explained what it means (in the know) and then went on to claim that all ITKS work in burger king and spend all day on their laptop. He then said that when he wants to know something he just rings up...
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    20 Signs the Transfer Window is Ruining Your Life

    20 Signs the Transfer Window is Ruining Your Life 1. You try to offer women a “first option” on your company. 2. You only buy drinks during happy hour and last orders. 3. You refuse to...
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    How Gomes Convinced Paulinho to Join Tottenham

    How Gomes Convinced Paulinho to Join Tottenham Amongst the pictures of the new training facilities tweeted by Gomes a while ago was this little gem. I’m not one to let a good Photoshop opportunity pass me by, and the result is this collection of photos (actually sent by Gomes to his...
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    5 Brands Disguised as Spurs Players

    5 Brands Disguised as Spurs Players For some Monday morning fun here are some brand logos altered to include the names of Spurs players. How easily can you identify them all...
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    The 2 Most Memorable Spurs Transfers of the 2050s

    Today is July the 1st which means one thing: the transfer window is now open. By my reckoning that makes it about a month until we sign someone. So to pass some of the time here are the most memorable Spurs transfers of the 2050s...
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    5 New Words You Won’t Be Able to Support Spurs Without

    5 New Words You Won’t Be Able to Support Spurs Without 1. Freundian Slip Noun A Freundian Slip is an unusual and exaggerated physical action or series of actions that reveal both the conscious and subconscious desires of an individual. Normally, a freundian slip involves the wiggling and...
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    Still Not The Spurs Shop: Game Edition

    Still Not The Spurs Shop: Game Edition Following yet another depressing conclusion to a season, one that I would personally rank as the third most depressing end to a season of all time, I thought it would be nice to do something light hearted in order to build our spirits up for the next...
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    Not the Spurs Shop

    Not the Spurs Shop - by E.L.Strict Where did this dark cloud come from? The way some of our fans are talking you would think that we had just sold one of the best strike partnerships in Europe and failed to replace it adequately. Huh? Oh right, yeah. Well anyway, there is still plenty...
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    Season 06/07 In Cartoons

    Season 06/07 In Cartoons - by El Strict If the erratic weather of this summer has taught me anything, it is that predictions are easy to make but much more difficult to get right. At this time there is not much else to do but look ahead to the 11th of August when we will kick off our 07/08...
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