I wouldn't be any prouder than usual but I would laugh my head off for months if Kane put 26 past the little twerp :LOL:
As far as sympathising with West Ham I don't know what that's like so cant help you. I don't really hate them, just find them to be a never ending source of fun.
That never really too difficult
Imagine that they lose all of their remaining games by at least four goals without scoring. They get their goalkeeper sent off twice per match sending them into a nightmarish spiral of substitute goalie suspensions.
Their season from hell sees them part ways...
None of the players they signed are proven quality. I'm ignoring Wilshere because he's been crocked for so long that any quality he did have is out for lunch. Each one of them has question marks over either their form, ability or injury proneness.
It's going to be an even funnier season than...
They probably assumed you were a posh ponce as you were having afternoon tea and it's well known that posh ponces can't tolerate crusts. Eating crusts make them feel poor and wreaks havoc with their delicate digestive tracts.
It's very disappointing not to add any players this summer but only time will tell if this effects our results and performance on the pitch. It's almost unbelievable, we had better not sell anyone abroad or I would fear for Levy's safety. He might need to add a bullet and sound proof dome around...
It would be pretty sweet to win the league without signing anyone and who knows what this extreme squad continuity will result in? It's never been done before and maybe the stadium will give the players an extra boost.
I'm not a fan of Young but I can see why he is being picked. He's been part of a solid Utd defence for a few seasons now and Rose hasn't played regular football for ages.
Just have to support them all at this stage anyway, even Henderson :sick: