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stonebrow

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You’ve gotta love Joyce!
 

dagraham

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As I’ve said, if there is even a small chance of this feasibly happening ( and if there is then we need to do it) then I’d be very surprised if we couldn’t use the Eriksen situation as leverage.
 

UncleFool

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I can’t understand the love for him, to be honest. He left at the height of his powers, spent his best years giving service to another club and now wants out.

Taking him back would be like welcoming an ex-lover back into your bed after she’s had her fun with some other fella. Sure, the sex might have been good before and yes, the experience that’s she’s gained screwing another man might benefit me in the sack again, but she’s chosen a different path in life, one that wasn’t with me, so, as far as I’m concerned, it’s over between us and I’ve moved on. Banging N’Jie, GKN, Chadli, Lamela and others never gave me the same pleasure but it’s better than a wank. Plus I’ve got Moura and Son now.

I think, what I’m saying is that I’ve had sex with Gareth Bale. I think...
 

MightyModric

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I can’t understand the love for him, to be honest. He left at the height of his powers, spent his best years giving service to another club and now wants out.

Taking him back would be like welcoming an ex-lover back into your bed after she’s had her fun with some other fella. Sure, the sex might have been good before and yes, the experience that’s she’s gained screwing another man might benefit me in the sack again, but she’s chosen a different path in life, one that wasn’t with me, so, as far as I’m concerned, it’s over between us and I’ve moved on. Banging N’Jie, GKN, Chadli, Lamela and others never gave me the same pleasure but it’s better than a wank. Plus I’ve got Moura and Son now.

I think, what I’m saying is that I’ve had sex with Gareth Bale. I think...
I'm so turned on right now
 

teok

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You would have thought psg is the only realistic option, maybe utd?
 

Dougal

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I can’t understand the love for him, to be honest. He left at the height of his powers, spent his best years giving service to another club and now wants out.

Taking him back would be like welcoming an ex-lover back into your bed after she’s had her fun with some other fella. Sure, the sex might have been good before and yes, the experience that’s she’s gained screwing another man might benefit me in the sack again, but she’s chosen a different path in life, one that wasn’t with me, so, as far as I’m concerned, it’s over between us and I’ve moved on. Banging N’Jie, GKN, Chadli, Lamela and others never gave me the same pleasure but it’s better than a wank. Plus I’ve got Moura and Son now.

I think, what I’m saying is that I’ve had sex with Gareth Bale. I think...
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So, anyway...
 

McFlash

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As long as he doesn't take precedence over a Lo Celso/Ceballos type signing.
By which I mean, a young talented prospect, with peak years ahead.
 

dovahkiin

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didnt think this was worthy of the itk thread since barnett is clearly more itk on this, but ghostofarmo on bale:
Bale itk, absolute garbage..we dont want him and he doesnt want to come.
 

glospur

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I can’t understand the love for him, to be honest. He left at the height of his powers, spent his best years giving service to another club and now wants out.

Taking him back would be like welcoming an ex-lover back into your bed after she’s had her fun with some other fella. Sure, the sex might have been good before and yes, the experience that’s she’s gained screwing another man might benefit me in the sack again, but she’s chosen a different path in life, one that wasn’t with me, so, as far as I’m concerned, it’s over between us and I’ve moved on. Banging N’Jie, GKN, Chadli, Lamela and others never gave me the same pleasure but it’s better than a wank. Plus I’ve got Moura and Son now.

I think, what I’m saying is that I’ve had sex with Gareth Bale. I think...
I'm just glad you used an upper case S on Son.
 

Ossie'sAardvark

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Sorry for hijacking the question, the talk is Harry gets over £200k in wages alone with goal bonus’s. So maybe he isn’t that far behind? Also, and I’m not being horrible but can you see Harry Kane speaking on massive tv adverts? I feel bad for saying that but in the world we live in now he isn’t a poster boy really.
Most don't speak, just glide a razor over an already shaved face. Probably no blade in it. Our Harry can do that!
 

glospur

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didnt think this was worthy of the itk thread since barnett is clearly more itk on this, but ghostofarmo on bale:
Bale itk, absolute garbage..we dont want him and he doesnt want to come.
Interesting, because didn't we have info from a few sources actually early on that we in fact would be open to it, but the financials are almost impossible?
 

hughy

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Can't see how anyone in the PL barring United could afford to take the risk on him. Statement signing for when they sell Pogba?

I'd love t to happen, but let's live in the real world.
 

glospur

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I think this tweet is quite interesting. There are obviously some noises coming out of Madrid.

Hmm I wonder if by 'both sides' he means Spurs and Madrid or Spurs and Bale. The way it's worded seems to indicate Bale and Spurs, and the follow up seems to reinforce that, talking about Madrid needing to lower their demands or Spurs needing to stump up the cash.
 
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