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TottenhamMattSpur

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He was probably in his 30s actually. I got the impression he felt like he should’ve made it as a pro. I know that doesn’t narrow it down much
He was only saying what other fans are thinking :LOL:

I was still nervous even though we where 3-1 up going into stoppage time.

Some fucking bell end sat behind me every single match last season and did nothing, whatsoever, but moan about whatever referee was in charge.

From the minute they kicked off, not a word until the ref did or didn't blow his whistle for something then he was off. He had an encyclopedic knowledge of the ref and every decisions he's ever made in his career.

Possibly the best example of this was when Kane scored goal 100 against Southampton.
One of our players gets tripped outside the box, free kick is given. He's utterly frothing at the mouth it's not a penalty (despite being in the upper tier of the opposite end of Wembley)
Eriksen dinks in a lovely free kick, Kane powers the header home, every one there goes mental, "Kane 100" comes up all over the signage. But this dick is still clearly moaning about the ref and how he did the same in another game between X & Y in 2009 or something. He didn't celebrate. He didn't even acknowledge the goal was such a land mark.
Whenever I get an email saying "You can now buy tickets for last season seat at Wembley" I just shudder then delete it.

In stark contrast, I was at the Fulham game and Kane scores the first goal he's ever scored in August. Random woman in front turns round and randomly double high fives me.

I genuinely hate people who complain when nothing bad has happened. At the Milwall game (5 or 6 nil) some old codgers spent the whole match moaning about us playing too slow, not passing fast enough etc,
You don't see many 5 or 6 nils. It pretty much is the perfect performance to do that and no one should be moaning. But there they were.
 

Metalhead

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Always make me laugh fans like that, used to have quite a few sat near me at the old ground.
Actually believing that our players need tactical advice from Keith the fucking forklift driver from Chingford.
Staggering when you think about it.
Have you never been on the match day thread? At least Poch is theoretically within earshot of Keith.
 

Jimmypearce7

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We had a very loud guy behind us in the Paxton upper a few years back thought Bale was useless and shouted at him every game!
 

Phomesy

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There’s this young whippersnapper in front of me who has absolutely no respect for my encyclopaedic knowledge of referee decisions and biases going back decades. Best example of this is Southampton when Kane got his 100th goal. Clearly a penalty in the build up - and I knew this because Graham Scott has form like when he didn’t give Villa a pen against Wolves back in 2009. I pointed all this out but did this whippersnapper want to know? Did he fuck!

Proper little ****
 

TottenhamMattSpur

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There’s this young whippersnapper in front of me who has absolutely no respect for my encyclopaedic knowledge of referee decisions and biases going back decades. Best example of this is Southampton when Kane got his 100th goal. Clearly a penalty in the build up - and I knew this because Graham Scott has form like when he didn’t give Villa a pen against Wolves back in 2009. I pointed all this out but did this whippersnapper want to know? Did he fuck!

Proper little ****

As funny as this is, you've filled in some gaps.
The fella in question is probably around about the same age as me ;)
 

mark87

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On Saturday, like many other people I'm guessing, went bat shit mental when Son scored, the main reason because of how good it was. I jumped up and down, and hugged the random guy next to me.

As the goal went in I was screaming "WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!" I screamed this several times at which point I had turned around and was still screaming this to the poor two people sat directly behind me, still screaming those four words with a look of sheer intensity on my face.

Suffice to say I think i scared them both a little bit.
 

TottenhamMattSpur

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On Saturday, like many other people I'm guessing, went bat shit mental when Son scored, the main reason because of how good it was. I jumped up and down, and hugged the random guy next to me.

As the goal went in I was screaming "WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!" I screamed this several times at which point I had turned around and was still screaming this to the poor two people sat directly behind me, still screaming those four words with a look of sheer intensity on my face.

Suffice to say I think i scared them both a little bit.
In the game where we came back from 2-1 down to beat WHU 3-2 at the lane, the bloke next to me grabbed me round the back when we initially made it 1-1
Problem was, I had been suffering serious back and neck pains for months leading up to that.
Very uncomfortable few days after that and back at the physio IIRC

Also, I went at 1-2 as the wife was nagging me to get home.
Never again.
 

Gassin's finest

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Can't find the Billy Connolly skit where he talks about the bloke behind him at Celtic who always shouted "play it wide!" Like the players going to hear him, stop and turn to him and go "oh right, thanks very much" and move to the side...
 

mark87

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In the game where we came back from 2-1 down to beat WHU 3-2 at the lane, the bloke next to me grabbed me round the back when we initially made it 1-1
Problem was, I had been suffering serious back and neck pains for months leading up to that.
Very uncomfortable few days after that and back at the physio IIRC

Also, I went at 1-2 as the wife was nagging me to get home.
Never again.

The other guy I sat next to on Saturday, who was quiet as a mouse the whole game, told me he put his back out during the week and made it much worse when jumping up and down for son's goal.

I'm glad I didn't do something stupid like jump on his back or something, which could have happened with how crazy I was going.
 

mark87

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Can't find the Billy Connolly skit where he talks about the bloke behind him at Celtic who always shouted "play it wide!" Like the players going to hear him, stop and turn to him and go "oh right, thanks very much" and move to the side...

I'm like that, if we break forward I'll start shouting "Left, left, left, left!!" One of these days one of em will give me the thumbs up and pass left.
 

Lighty64

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Does anyone sit near SK Son fans? Love that whenever he does something even remotely good it cuts to a shot of the crowd where there'll either be a nervous looking young lady with a cute "Son" sign or a pair of guys who are losing their minds at how amazing he is. During the match today, just before he scored, they showed a lass with three gold balloons spelling out "SON" - it's so fucking cute.

Love the enthusiasm, he is clearly a very popular chap back home, says a lot about the man.

I saw that but was pissed off with 1 holding a Korean top with his name on. someone needs to tell her we don't do red shirts in the Spurs end.

don't go much these days, but on 3 occasions I can really remember was 2 lads in 30's talking about anything other than the match the whole way through. a group behind moaning the whole match, and the 1st time I ever took my kids (at the time) to a PL match, a couple behind talking about what they got when they went shopping
 

riggi

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Love playing twister with strangers in park lane. Let's hope we get more of that in the new stadium.
 
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