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nailsy

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So Nasri was banned for 18 months for putting stuff into his body? And he's now going to be working for two guys that made their money selling vibrators? What could possibly go wrong?
 

Giovanni

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: This is some of the funniest stuff ive ever read guys.
Taken from that spammers article on their 'expansion'........


The new proposal for the ever-changing training ground will include this latest new temporary building, which is expected to only be in place for three years. :LOL:

And best of all......

The Hammers have already pumped the best part of £5m into the Wood Lane complex since moving the first team facilities from Chadwell Heath to Rush Green in 2016

Careful guys the mighty tin pot club are going all guns blazing for the future of their incredible club, my word! Is their even any reason for their existence other than for humour?

Total joke.
 

TheChosenOne

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So Nasri was banned for 18 months for putting stuff into his body? And he's now going to be working for two guys that made their money selling vibrators? What could possibly go wrong?


While putting stuff from the "Drip Doctors" into his body it is also alleged that he was putting stuff into the body of "busty" Jamilah, a medic working for the "Drip Doctors"
 
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nailsy

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While putting stuff from the "Drip Doctors" into his body it is also alleged that he was putting stuff into the body of "busty" Jamilah, a medic working for the "Drip Doctors"

I remember that. Didn't the genius post it on his Facebook page and was then busted by his wife and FIFA?
 

Ionman34

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Apologies to anyone who may have mentioned this in the last 800 odd pages.

I was looking at their bubbles song; I've always found the following highlighted lines really odd:


I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,

I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

Why on earth does a sports team proudly belt out that their dreams soar high then fade and die??? and to top it off, they admit that fortune is always hiding... well... too right, West Ham's dreams are ridiculously high and their fortune always seems to be hiding... but they're proud of this?

I thought perhaps there may be some underlying reason so I had a wiki (which I appreciate isn't always reliable but should be for this):

Turns out that a former manager 'introduced' the song in the 1920s. One of the players had a nickname, Bubbles because he looked like a boy in a painting called Bubbles which was used in a soap advert. Some headmaster then began singing it when the players played well. It picked up from there.

So I can see how it formed as a bit of a joke between a few guys. But for it to pick up steam with a load of fans who weren't really part of the inside joke with those ridiculous lyrics is crazy. You'd think they would give it a bit more consideration before growing it in a big way.

And now, every time I go to Stratford as an away fan, or see them on TV, I can't help but laugh when they come out of the player's tunnel proudly to a song that basically says.... 'We're sh*t.'

What a club.
A headmaster started singing a song about forever blowing bubbles, when one of the boys was nicknamed bubbles?


Never saw that coming...
 

Ionman34

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Kim Jong Un’s illegitimate love child.
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I like to take the piss out of West Ham players, but I've a great deal of respect for Pablo Zabaleta and I was genuinely saddened when I heard that he had decided to retire from professional football.

26 May 2017 it was, as far as I recall.

:sneaky:
 

spursfan77

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Rumour nasri will be on £90k a week. What does that say to Declan Rice when they won’t even give him a decent upgrade on his wages.
 

'O Zio

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Its a miserable dirge not unlike YNWA and CSWY.

Can't remember the last time I heard CSWY at a game to be honest. Do we even still sing it? It's certainly not in the same category as YNWA and IFBB that are sung at every game without fail.
 

DJS

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*waits for nauseating picture of Nasri doing the shitty cross hammer symbol across his chest*
 
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