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spursgirls

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It's quite annoying that 2 of our best players' songs contain Ozil in them. He's not good enough to warrant being in 2 of our songs. I get why he's in them (the price tag basically) but still quite annoying. Also when people sing about Campbell even though he's retired. Don't get me wrong, every time I see his cocking face on tv I want to punch him in his ****, like yesterday on SSN, but dedicating songs at matches keeps him semi significant, which he is not. One day hopefully he'll become a manager and we'll play his team (non league obvs) in the fa cup and we can give him dog's abuse then.

80's songs are the best for me. Archibald, Galvin, Hoddle etc.
This!
Why sing about other teams' players? And I've already said my bit about Campbell. We should never mention him ever again IMHO!
 

Luka Van der Bale

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There was life before the interweb you know.
I fail to see why this is a relevant counter-argument to my point. There's nothing funny about us taking a song that the entire footballing community associates with being sung about us, sticking Arsenal into it and pretending it's ours.
 

Navin R Johnson

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You do realise this one was literally written by Arsenal about us? Went viral a while back.
I don't believe that in the history of football no team's fans ever thought of the words "What do you think of" before inserting their closest rival's name before Arsenal fans sung it.
I remember Luton fans singing it about Watford in the sixties. There's quite a few generic songs in this thread already, we're just applying our spin to them.

I'm not entirely sure the entire football community (if such thing exists at all) applies it to anyone other than their rivals.
 

TonyGalvinsShinpads

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I saw my mate,
The other day,
He told me of the legend of the white Pele,
He told me you can find him down at White Hart Lane,
He goes by the name of Harry Kane,
Harry Kane,
Harry Kane,
He goes by the name of Harry Kane.

Sung to the tune of 'Fucking Head In' / 'Being a Yid' ... Heard it at away games and before Wembley for CL a couple of times.
 

Worthy

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He's got a massive c**k he has
Oh Jan oh Jan
He tucks it in his football sock
Oh Jan oh Jan
He swings his c**k around his head
He sh***ed his bird now she is dead
Jan Vertonghen, Tottenhams superman
 
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Navin R Johnson

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To 5000 miles by The Proclaimers

Kyle Walker (Kyle Walker)
Kyle Walker (Kyle Walker)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Kyle Walker (Kyle Walker)
Kyle Walker (Kyle Walker)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
 

Mr.D

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I fail to see why this is a relevant counter-argument to my point. There's nothing funny about us taking a song that the entire footballing community associates with being sung about us, sticking Arsenal into it and pretending it's ours.

You do realise this one was literally written by Arsenal about us? Went viral a while back.

My point was that it's no one's song and an unwitty Woolwich fan certainly didn't write it about us hence

There was life before the interweb you know.
 

southlondonyiddo

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I fail to see why this is a relevant counter-argument to my point. There's nothing funny about us taking a song that the entire footballing community associates with being sung about us, sticking Arsenal into it and pretending it's ours.


I first heard that little ditty in the bogs at WHL in about 1977 and I'm sure it started long before....
 

bomberH

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I was mocked for saying that Toby Alderweireld is suitable for anything in trochaic trimeter, but anyway 2 Unlimited's No Limits is the obvious solution, as for the Toures.

We sing this one, but change Alderweireld to Carvery.
 

Hengy1

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woooooaaahhh Mosusa Dembele,
wooaaahhh dances round Midfielders
woooooaaahhh he never gives the ball awayyyyyy 1-2-3-4”

Heard Fleetwood doing similar thought I’d try it for us :D
 

TonyGalvinsShinpads

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"When I was just a little boy
My mother gave me a little toy
FIFA18 on the XBox One
She told me to play as Heung Min-Son
Heung Min-Son
Heung Min-Son
She told me to play as Heung Min-Son"

Also works with:

"FIFA18 on the PS3
She told me to play as Dele Alli"
 

'O Zio

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"When I was just a little boy
My mother gave me a little toy
FIFA18 on the XBox One
She told me to play as Heung Min-Son
Heung Min-Son
Heung Min-Son
She told me to play as Heung Min-Son"

Also works with:

"FIFA18 on the PS3
She told me to play as Dele Alli"

It's definitely better than singing about fucking Woolwich every 5 minutes even when we're not playing them.
 

'O Zio

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I'm still amazed the most obvious song for a player ever has never become a thing - Here Comes the Son
 
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