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Oof no thanks.
More for me then
Oof no thanks.
More for me then
Ok........cock jousting
A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
Yeah its a London thing. The 'teritories' of the clubs meet geographically. Think of London football in terms of gangs in the US. Think of Spurs and Arsenal as the crips and bloods and West Ham as a couple of blocks of 'ol g's' from the 60s who challenged the big gangs for a couple of years but not any more but still have beef. Chelsea, well obviously thats the eastern europeans trying to mussle in.No we don't. We really don't. I never understood this. They wouldn't even make my top 5 most hated teams list. Is this some London thing I'm missing as an American fan here? When I think of West Ham it's not with hatred it's usually just to point and laugh.
Yeah its a London thing.
We underperformed for years and West Ham considered us catchable. Then we took off and they looked a bit silly. That’s it.
At least there is more space to conga if we are 0-5 down at HT.
Yeah its a London thing. The 'teritories' of the clubs meet geographically. Think of London football in terms of gangs in the US. Think of Spurs and Arsenal as the crips and bloods and West Ham as a couple of blocks of 'ol g's' from the 60s who challenged the big gangs for a couple of years but not any more but still have beef. Chelsea, well obviously thats the eastern europeans trying to mussle in.
Im basing all this on GTA, the Wire and a late night documentary on the H2 channel so its bound to be accurate.
In other news, turns out Aliens were all over the planet thousands of years ago! Who knew?
No we don't. We really don't. I never understood this. They wouldn't even make my top 5 most hated teams list. Is this some London thing I'm missing as an American fan here? When I think of West Ham it's not with hatred it's usually just to point and laugh.
If only she had some fun bags, she'd be.......well........fun!Keira Knightley is one of theirs as well. Pity. Very nearly perfect.
Used to be a SC gang on the PS3, not sure on the PS4Spurs with all the GTA V mod cons, Spam still stuck trying to escape San Andreas
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It's a West Ham thing.
Obviously Arsenal and Chelsea are our big rivals, and more recently you could maybe add Liverpool. Outside of that I can't really think of teams our fans have a genuine hatred of. You'd be looking abroad at Feyenoord, or possibly the lower leagues at Leeds, and even that's a stretch.
London derbies tend to have that added spice because of territorial pride, but it's not usually a matter of animosity from us. Fulham, Palace, West Ham, Millwall, QPR are all just standard London derbies (Millwall is a bit different, but it's the same for virtually everyone that plays them).
West Ham's rivals are Millwall, but because the two rarely play each other these days the thick Spammer fans have invented a 'rivalry' with us that is entirely one-sided.
All they've managed to do is to draw our attention to them, which is a blessing really, considering how endlessly amusing that irrelevant little club is.
Whys Chelsea our rival and not West Ham? I'm talking before we got good.
Doesn't explain the "not West Ham" bit...I think the short answer is that they're utter ****s.
I think the short answer is that they're utter ****s.
You feel sick yet @riggi ?
Might be the Chinese.
Doesn't explain the "not West Ham" bit...