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What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

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stov

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cock jousting
A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
Ok........
 

Chris Flynn

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No we don't. We really don't. I never understood this. They wouldn't even make my top 5 most hated teams list. Is this some London thing I'm missing as an American fan here? When I think of West Ham it's not with hatred it's usually just to point and laugh.
Yeah its a London thing. The 'teritories' of the clubs meet geographically. Think of London football in terms of gangs in the US. Think of Spurs and Arsenal as the crips and bloods and West Ham as a couple of blocks of 'ol g's' from the 60s who challenged the big gangs for a couple of years but not any more but still have beef. Chelsea, well obviously thats the eastern europeans trying to mussle in.

Im basing all this on GTA, the Wire and a late night documentary on the H2 channel so its bound to be accurate.

In other news, turns out Aliens were all over the planet thousands of years ago! Who knew?
 

SugarRay

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We underperformed for years and West Ham considered us catchable. Then we took off and they looked a bit silly. That’s it.

They overperformed in that same period too. The way they chat you'd think top 6/7 was their normal finish...
 

guiltyparty

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Yeah its a London thing. The 'teritories' of the clubs meet geographically. Think of London football in terms of gangs in the US. Think of Spurs and Arsenal as the crips and bloods and West Ham as a couple of blocks of 'ol g's' from the 60s who challenged the big gangs for a couple of years but not any more but still have beef. Chelsea, well obviously thats the eastern europeans trying to mussle in.

Im basing all this on GTA, the Wire and a late night documentary on the H2 channel so its bound to be accurate.

In other news, turns out Aliens were all over the planet thousands of years ago! Who knew?

Spurs with all the GTA V mod cons, Spam still stuck trying to escape San Andreas

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Spurger King

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No we don't. We really don't. I never understood this. They wouldn't even make my top 5 most hated teams list. Is this some London thing I'm missing as an American fan here? When I think of West Ham it's not with hatred it's usually just to point and laugh.

It's a West Ham thing.

Obviously Arsenal and Chelsea are our big rivals, and more recently you could maybe add Liverpool. Outside of that I can't really think of teams our fans have a genuine hatred of. You'd be looking abroad at Feyenoord, or possibly the lower leagues at Leeds, and even that's a stretch.

London derbies tend to have that added spice because of territorial pride, but it's not usually a matter of animosity from us. Fulham, Palace, West Ham, Millwall, QPR are all just standard London derbies (Millwall is a bit different, but it's the same for virtually everyone that plays them).

West Ham's rivals are Millwall, but because the two rarely play each other these days the thick Spammer fans have invented a 'rivalry' with us that is entirely one-sided.

All they've managed to do is to draw our attention to them, which is a blessing really, considering how endlessly amusing that irrelevant little club is.
 

riggi

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It's a West Ham thing.

Obviously Arsenal and Chelsea are our big rivals, and more recently you could maybe add Liverpool. Outside of that I can't really think of teams our fans have a genuine hatred of. You'd be looking abroad at Feyenoord, or possibly the lower leagues at Leeds, and even that's a stretch.

London derbies tend to have that added spice because of territorial pride, but it's not usually a matter of animosity from us. Fulham, Palace, West Ham, Millwall, QPR are all just standard London derbies (Millwall is a bit different, but it's the same for virtually everyone that plays them).

West Ham's rivals are Millwall, but because the two rarely play each other these days the thick Spammer fans have invented a 'rivalry' with us that is entirely one-sided.

All they've managed to do is to draw our attention to them, which is a blessing really, considering how endlessly amusing that irrelevant little club is.

Whys Chelsea our rival and not West Ham? I'm talking before we got good.
 

riggi

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I think the short answer is that they're utter ****s.

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And West Ham are not? ;)

I don't expect everyone to hold the same view as me but the thing about our location means that our catchment area extends over three other London clubs. So people can't be surprised when some of us regard West Ham derbies as must win!
 

mark87

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I don't think I've actually met a west ham fan who is a complete bellend to be honest, but I know they can be.

I didn't grow up knowing any and haven't met that many in my adult life so can't say there have been cases where I have first hand experience of them being twats.

I think I dislike them so much because I know how much they despise us, which doesn't really make sense.

Also my old man hates them more than any other team, even more than the scum and the chavs, so that has helped me hate them more.
 

Spurger King

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Doesn't explain the "not West Ham" bit...

I don't really think of West Ham fans as ****s. Your typical Spammer is more of a 'bit of a wanker' type.

If other clubs were family members:

Chelsea = racist, violent, ignorant Uncle that the whole family despises.

Arsenal = Arrogant yet bitter estranged brother. You can take the piss out of each other, but it usually turns ugly.

Liverpool = Drunk Granddad banging on about the good old days.

West Ham = A distant relative's mangy pet cat that sleeps in its own shit and hisses at you during occasional family reunions.
 
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