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spurs9

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Beware though, the worst kind of weapon is an invisible one.....

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Or is it.......

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And other varous funnies found online......

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With 7 goals in 17 Premier League appearances, Andy Carroll has only been outscored by one other West Ham player this season, namely Michail Antonio who has notched 9 Premier League goals. So, how does Antonio rate Carroll's contribution this season? Let's see if his interview with ESPN gives us any clues...

Ah, here we go. In response to the question as to what West Ham need to do to fight for Europe next season, Antonio replies:

"We need to sign a couple of players -- a right-back, one more centre-half, two strikers -- and get more goals. If we can do that, we will be up there for European places."

Oh dear, Andy. Oh dear, oh dear. Still, never mind, eh. I'm sure he likes you really.

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http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club...-ham-can-push-for-europe-with-summer-signings
 

nailsy

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With 7 goals in 17 Premier League appearances, Andy Carroll has only been outscored by one other West Ham player this season, namely Michail Antonio who has notched 9 Premier League goals. So, how does Antonio rate Carroll's contribution this season? Let's see if his interview with ESPN gives us any clues...

Ah, here we go. In response to the question as to what West Ham need to do to fight for Europe next season, Antonio replies:

"We need to sign a couple of players -- a right-back, one more centre-half, two strikers -- and get more goals. If we can do that, we will be up there for European places."

Oh dear, Andy. Oh dear, oh dear. Still, never mind, eh. I'm sure he likes you really.

:ROFLMAO:


http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club...-ham-can-push-for-europe-with-summer-signings

You've got to love the way he stretches "a couple" into almost half a team.

Speaking of Antonio, I was flicking through my son's copy of Mega magazine and I found a section in there called Antonio's Secrets in which he shared a couple (four) of secrets. The first was that he watches the Simpsons which probably didn't surprise anyone. Then he revealed "When I was fourteen Tottenham scouted me and wanted me to train in their academy, but my mum said no, because it was too far away and i had to put school first!". You can't really blame his mum for that, but it's interesting to hear that their best player wanted to join us.
Secret number three, "I was a lifeguard as a kid. Once I had to clean sick out of the pool. I can't deal with sick. I scooped it, then threw up myself and had to get someone else". So next time he plays against us we just need someone to throw up on the pitch and he's out of there.
My favourite one though was his secret about the new stadium, "I made history scoring the first goal there! It's got everything - a pool, massive showers. But the walk from the dressing rooms to the pitch is a MISSION!!!" I love that after leaving their previous ground he's not only surprised that football stadiums have showers, and that he says it has everything but can only remember a couple (two) of the facilities, but that he's also comparing getting onto the pitch with some sort of expedition. I don't think the last ones much of a secret though.
 

Goldman

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Yea not really a secret. Nor is the one about him wanting to join us. Lucky his mum made him focus on school, as that seems to really have paid off...
 

Gb160

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Hmmmn, reports that theres been a police operation at the London Stadium and St James Park....wonder wtf thats all about?

Edit: Its about tax and NI, several arrests apparently, I might photoshop some handcuffs on this one...

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Danners9

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Hmmmn, reports that theres been a police operation at the London Stadium and St James Park....wonder wtf thats all about?

Edit: Its about tax and NI, several arrests apparently, I might photoshop some handcuffs on this one...

Coincidence that Sam has managed both.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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Coincidence that Sam has managed both.
Apparently Lee Charnley's been nicked...if his equivalent at West Ham has been nicked as well thats either the smut brothers or miss piggy....please make this true.
 

Gb160

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French authorities involved as well, maybe the Payet deal?

Statement says several MEN were arrested, so Brady could well be involved...
 
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