Not responsible for the copy...You wrote that bollocks?
You stuck them on the packets?Not responsible for the copy...
Right, well here’s the whole boring story. It’s everyone else’s fault for ever questioning my impeccable integrity.
Girlfriend arrives outside cafe with her mum. Moussa is stood outside saying goodbye to missus and kid. Kids and grown men asking for photos. Van drivers are shouting ‘Come on You Spurs’. The future Mrs Spills has no idea who he is but, knowing of my love for the club, and being the loving and attentive partner that she is, she takes a furtive photo and sends to me. I express amazement and identify said player.
Fast forward 15 minutes. Future Mrs. Spills and mother in cafe. Famous man been joined by another who also appears well known. More sly camera clicks. I receive more photos and ID the second hero. Future Mrs Spills offers to ask for autograph. I decline, knowing she would really hate asking for that sort of thing.
Fast forward another 5 minutes. Future Mrs Spills lining up by counter next to the boys to order more. Quite a crowd gathered around them. She slips in the “my boyfriend is really jealous I’ve seen you’ line. They smile.
Mr Spills’ integrity remains intact ?
Enough of this bollox. I want to know what cake Future Mrs Spills ordered.
Maybe she had the refreshing salad with refreshing quinoa...it's absolutely addictive, apparently.
Enough of this bollox. I want to know what cake Future Mrs Spills ordered.
All though a pint in The King William IV may prove interesting!Bollocks to the poncey tea room. Get yourself down to the Magdala for a pint and some notorious history.
At bloody last! A meaningful query.
She ordered French toast with bacon and maple syrup. Delightful, apparently...
Whilst tragic, the Magdala wins for me. ?All though a pint in The King William IV may prove interesting!
Yumyum. I make this but with brioch.At bloody last! A meaningful query.
She ordered French toast with bacon and maple syrup. Delightful, apparently...
Is that James Richardson on the right..,resting on his right arm?