Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

robbiedee · May 22, 2018

NinjaTuna said:
My mate's going off on one about how he "did wonders" at City by winning the league with them (when they were favourites, no less), and about how this could mean they get Yaya Toure on a free, and that he'll "boss the midfield". Jesus wept, the guy can't/won't even run anymore

Yaya threw a major strop when they (Man City) didn't wish him happy birthday...can't wait to see his reaction to their 'state of the art' training facilities if he did go there... he's been lavished with the luxuries of a multi-billionaire Sheikh - a bit different to the bargain bucket pound shop offerings from the porn barons. :LOL:

Wheeler Dealer · May 22, 2018

Gb160 said:
£5.5m per year apparently, so i guess that £10m per year stuff was all bollocks.

His total package is £10m.. £5.5m in readies and a further £4.5m in Dildos, Crutchless Knickers and Blow up Dolls

Wellspurs · May 22, 2018

I might see him tonight if they show him around the ground. ...... Rolling Stones concert should get the first decent atmosphere of the year?

Pellshek · May 22, 2018

Gb160 · May 22, 2018

Pellshek said:

His house looks like Gomorrah crossed with My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
Garish, awful tat everywhere.

WiganSpur · May 22, 2018

He's got a good record. Probably as good as West Ham can get to be honest. A good appointment for them.

WalkerboyUK · May 22, 2018

hughy said:
I think he might struggle attracting players. Just having a look through Pellegrini's signings at City and Madrid, and he's hardly been one to unearth any gems. All the players who turned out to be decent signings were already pretty established and bought for huge fees, and not the type of player he'd be able to sign at West Ham.

Unless they're throwing money at transfer fee's and wages, I can imagine it'll be another set of 30+ year-old's who he'll be signing.

Other than in China, all the clubs he has managed have been in European competitions when he took over.
They also had money and were able to attract decent players because of those competitions.
Fuck all chance of signing anyone "big", especially as they're effectively a mid-table side, competing with other mid-table teams for players. They certainly aren't going to throw around the sort of money we might do.

ValenciaYid · May 22, 2018

Pellshek said:

This time next year Rodders......

spursfan77 · May 22, 2018

Pellshek said:

Pellegrini's face does look a bit like he's thinking "what the hell am I doing getting involved with a guy like this"

Insomnia · May 22, 2018

Well he looks happy enough at there state on the art training ground this morning

ThorntonSpur · May 22, 2018

he can have llorente and sissoko for 50 million :}

Wellspurs · May 22, 2018

Pellshek said:

An old photo of Mary Millington on the wall.

Armstrong_11 · May 22, 2018

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/west-ham-enter-race-16m-12575422

Rondon... :ROFLMAO:

Same old West Ham.

VegasII · May 22, 2018

I believe the dildo brothers have confused Rondon with Condom and were simply after 16million of them.

I'll get my porno kimono and get out of here...

VegasII · May 22, 2018

Pellshek said:

lol...

In the mind of Pellegrini: "I can't fucking wait to get sacked!"

mark87 · May 22, 2018

Just heard Tony Gale on ssn and he said west ham should be spending 75m-100m this summer and need to spend top money to get top players. What is it with west ham fuckers who think they can get top players? They're fucking shit.

shelfboy68 · May 22, 2018

mark_2017 said:
Just heard Tony Gale on ssn and he said west ham should be spending 75m-100m this summer and need to spend top money to get top players. What is it with west ham fuckers who think they can get top players? They're fucking shit.

Delusional as for the majority of the last 50 years they have been relegated in nearly every decade since the 60s, combine that with their average position in that time must be 10th-12th meaning they are mid table at best culminating in occasional relegation, and yet they think they are going to get good players go there fucking hilarious.

mark87 · May 22, 2018

shelfboy68 said:
Delusional as for the majority of the last 50 years they have been relegated in nearly every decade since the 60s, combine that with their average position in that time must be 10th-12th meaning they are mid table at best culminating in occasional relegation, and yet they think they are going to get good players go there fucking hilarious.

They're beyond a joke, so utterly delusional.

Gbspurs · May 22, 2018

shelfboy68 said:
Delusional as for the majority of the last 50 years they have been relegated in nearly every decade since the 60s, combine that with their average position in that time must be 10th-12th meaning they are mid table at best culminating in occasional relegation, and yet they think they are going to get good players go there fucking hilarious.

Because they got a free stadium they think they are fucking Man City

The Doc · May 22, 2018

Pellshek said:

Genuinely curious as to why anyone (never mind Pellegrini. I really mean anyone. Even someone who has spent a lifetime on the skag) would think the bloke on the left is someone they want to work for. Look at the state of him ffs.

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