- Feb 1, 2005
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Yesterday's thread was a bit of a disgrace really, crisp packets and empty drinks cans all over the place, kebab containers and all sorts of litter everywhere. I even found skidmarks on the sofa you dirty bastards.
Anyway, as you all know, the last thing I would ever do is disrespect Daniel Levy, for years now i've gone out of my way to show how much I appreciate his work since taking control of our club but sometimes, in the interests of integrity, things have to be said and I take no pleasure in it........
So with that in mind.......We recently didn't do a short interview and Q&A with his Levyness and these are not the answers he gave to questions we blatantly didn't ask him.
A&C: So, Daniel.......
DL: (Interrupts) Can I stop you right there........You don't call me Daniel. Only my mummy calls me that.....
A&C: Ah. I see......sorry. So what can I call you erm, Da.....Mr Levy?
DL: That'll do, Mr Levy will do. that or Your Highness.
A&C: Your Highness?
DL: Yes?
A&C: No, I meant Your Highness? As in what the fuck?
DL: (glances over to bodyguard and nods, the bodyguard immediately advances, grabs my arm and gives me a chinese burn)
A&C: (Screams like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element)
DL: So.........
A&C: Your Highness, the people at Spurs Community would love to know more about you
DL: The people at Spurs Community are ****s
A&C: Can't argue with that
DL: And you're the biggest **** of them all
A&C: Again.......
DL: OK, so what would they like to know?
A&C: Well, we have a list of questions
DL: Fire away
A&C Ok here we go.............
A&C: Your favourite TV show?
DL: Red Dwarf
A&C: (Bursts out laughing)
There now followed a short period of torture which included several chinese burns, an atomic wedgie and an extremely painful "noogie" (the rapid running of a fist back and forth over the top of ones head) oh and a finger crunch.
DL: OK, want to start again?
A&C: Yes please
DL: Fire away
A&C Your favourite TV show?
DL: Red Dwarf
At this point the whole room stopped and glared at me
A&C: (Struggling to keep a straight face) Your favourite actor?
DL: Warwick Davis
A&C: (I couldn't help myself, I threw myself to the floor, rolling around howling with laughter)
More when I get out of hospital.
Have a nice Sunday.