Some true facts about Berbatov.

vegassd

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Deer oh deer...

 

SlunkSoma

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Damn you Vegas, just beat me to it. I had to do mine on paint though...

 

vegassd

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SlunkSoma said:

Damn you Vegas, just beat me to it. I had to do mine on paint though...

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:grin:

 

SlunkSoma

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Do i get extra points for the leaves?

 

tRiKS

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kuwaity said:

yes :grin: .. you know berbatov is a kind of ghosts .. he is unseen, his snake hair and deer face makes every one from us believes in this idea .. fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

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jeez dude you are gonna clean up at the next SC awards

 

vegassd

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The song "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon (The Spy Who Loved Me theme tune) was written before Ms. Simon was aware of Dimitar Berbatov. The title has since been changed.

Equally, the song "The One And Only" by Chesney Hawkes has been banned due to it's clearly fraudulent sentiment and Mr. Hawkes has been "dealt with".

 

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I live in a dorm at the University of North Carolina. I've seen exactly the same lines posted on the walls here, only with the name Chuck Norris on them. There was one about him selling his urine, now called Red Bull.

 

tRiKS

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one of berbatovs toys is Alex from PSV. he is wired up to invisible strings and Berbatov floats above him.

 

snake1

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gibbs131 said:

Berbitov lost his virginity before his father.

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What?! :rofl:

 

kuwaity

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gibbs131 said:

Snake hair.

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yeeeeeeeeees .. that what i meant when i said his hair like snake hair :grin: :clap:

 

kuwaity

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SlunkSoma said:

Damn you Vegas, just beat me to it. I had to do mine on paint though...

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i think you miss putting the monkey face on chimbonda face is'nt chimbonda kind of monkeys ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :shrug:

 

snake1

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kuwaity said:

i think you miss putting the monkey face on chimbonda face is'nt chimbonda kind of monkeys ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :shrug:

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Eek

 

Bill_Oddie

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Oh God.

It's like the fall of Ron Atkinson all over again.

 

Rupstoh

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Kuwaity - you sir, are a forum legend. Eek

 

glennyhoddle

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kuwaity, you need to have your own thread and put a new thought or opinion on there daily!!!!

 

Rupstoh

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A weekend bump for Kuwaity.

 

kuwaity

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Rupstoh said:

A weekend bump for Kuwaity.

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as you like

 

kuwaity

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Rupstoh said:

Kuwaity - you sir, are a forum legend. Eek

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yes my lord :grin:

 

kuwaity

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glennyhoddle said:

kuwaity, you need to have your own thread and put a new thought or opinion on there daily!!!!

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and i need you to write something like this to give me a push to go a head .. thanks for all .. i love you spurs

 

BoringOldFan

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fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

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Jesus Christ in a wheelbarrow, if that isn't the most incomprehensibly funny line I've read on here in ages.

:rofl:

Kuwait... where men are men and goats are nervous.